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goats premium membership
twenty bucks a year gets
you these premium benefits:
  • Super-Sized Sunday Strips
    Bonus comics extravaganza every month

  • Ask The Animals
    An advice column by the three individuals least qualified to write one

  • Patent Pending
    The story of a patent clerk and an evil toy company (read the first chapter for free)

  • Members-Only Forum
    Ditch the unwashed masses and hobnob among the elite

  • Discount Goats Merchandise
    Save money on Goats stuff

  • Ad-Free Goats
    Ditch the banners

  • Extra Forum Features
    start polls or post images in the forums

  • And More...
    New features, services and content added frequently
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goats super-premium membership
sixty bucks a year gets
you these super-premium benefits:
  • Premium Benefits
    Everything in the list on your left

  • Super-Premium End-of-Year (S.P.E.Y.) Package
    A big ol' box delivered to your doorstep containing all sorts of good stuff (subject to change):

    • Limited Edition Mystery T-Shirt
    • Limited Edition Hand-Screened Gocco Print
    • Original Full-Color Goats Mini-Comic
    • Goats Buttons
      (set of 4)
    • Goats Stickers
      (2 sets of 6 vinyl beauties)
    • Goats Tattoos
      (same old 10 bad-ass Diablo tats)
    • Certificate of Member-ness

  • And More...
    New features, services and content added frequently
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