premium membership benefits
Get access to extra Goats comic strips, content, goodies, special features and services by signing up for a Goats Premium Membership today!
If you're already a subscriber, log-in now, to take advantage of your benefits.

twenty bucks a year gets
you these premium benefits:
- Super-Sized Sunday Strips
Bonus comics extravaganza every month
- Ask The Animals
An advice column by the three individuals least qualified to write one
- Patent Pending
The story of a patent clerk and an evil toy company (read the first chapter for free)
- Members-Only Forum
Ditch the unwashed masses and hobnob among the elite
- Discount Goats Merchandise
Save money on Goats stuff
- Ad-Free Goats
Ditch the banners
- Extra Forum Features
start polls or post images in the forums
- And More...
New features, services and content added frequently
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sixty bucks a year gets
you these super-premium benefits:
- Premium Benefits
Everything in the list on your left
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Super-Premium End-of-Year (S.P.E.Y.) Package
A big ol' box delivered to your doorstep containing all sorts of good stuff (subject to change):
- Limited Edition Mystery T-Shirt
- Limited Edition Hand-Screened Gocco Print
- Original Full-Color Goats Mini-Comic
- Goats Buttons
(set of 4)
- Goats Stickers
(2 sets of 6 vinyl beauties)
- Goats Tattoos
(same old 10 bad-ass Diablo tats)
- Certificate of Member-ness
- And More...
New features, services and content added frequently
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If you're already a subscriber,
log-in now, to take advantage of your benefits.