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Today is the day of my birth (11 comments)
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kornz
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Today is the day of my birth
posted Sunday, November 23, 2003 - 10:31 AM (#10792)
I can now legally drink anywhere in the country!
(this is here because it seemed like the most appropriate place for it)
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luesang
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, November 23, 2003 - 11:22 AM (#10794)
Perfect. Go drink your head off and call into work tomorrow telling them you had a surprise party that lasted way too long.

Then go hug your toilet and pray for forgiveness.

Happy birthday
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delight
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, November 23, 2003 - 05:45 PM (#10800)
(But you've been able to drink in Canada for a coupla years.. *grin*). Well. Enjoy getting plastered and be safe. Bestow upon someone the entertainment to stay sober while you fall all over yourself.

Happy Birthday!!

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mcgrue
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Monday, November 24, 2003 - 05:33 AM (#10813)
All these liquors are yours... except Tequilla. Attempt no drinking there.
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kornz
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Monday, November 24, 2003 - 01:02 PM (#10832)
In Response to mcgrue (#10813):

My step mom and I trade shots of Tequilla, or as my family in Texas knows it; Tokillya
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 2)
posted Monday, November 24, 2003 - 01:08 PM (#10834)
In Response to kornz (#10832):

My step mom and I trade shots of Tequilla

What, as Christmas gifts?

Or, maybe, some strange version of collectible card games? "Hey, I just got CaboWabo in a Harvard shotglass! That'll double my Mana when played in conjunction with my Cuervo in a mini Tiki mug!".

If it's any other kind of "trading", enquiring minds don't want to know....
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kornz
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 1)
posted Monday, November 24, 2003 - 09:21 PM (#10855)
In Response to zamphir (#10834):

as in, we see who can drink who under the table and you know it.
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unFalln
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 2)
posted Monday, November 24, 2003 - 09:57 PM (#10857)
In Response to kornz (#10855):

No, see, he said don't want to know. Especially what happens under the table. With your step-mom.
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kornz
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Tuesday, November 25, 2003 - 12:02 PM (#10866)
In Response to unFalln (#10857):

jez! you guys are sick
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evilaltor
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, November 25, 2003 - 12:50 PM (#10868)
In Response to kornz (#10866):

Who'd have known?
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 2, Clever)
posted Tuesday, November 25, 2003 - 02:17 PM (#10876)
In Response to evilaltor (#10868):

I did! But since some of you guys missed that thread (Members Only Forum) here is my oh so insightful post about thier dirtyness:
    first reaction: EWWWW
      second reaction: Holy Shit that is gross!
        third reaction: Thank God I don't think that way.
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tynic
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Re: Today is the day of my birth (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, November 25, 2003 - 08:26 PM (#10907)
In Response to michele9993 (#10876):

But thinking that way adds such a frisson to life ...

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