posted Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 09:08 PM (#672)
Is your wizard not satisfying your needs?
Then maybe it’s time you switched to THE WIZARD OF FEZ!
THE WIZARD OF FEZ has a revolutionary Islamic/new-age mixture of magic that can cure all of your needs, whatever they might be. This system—or, in his own words ‘the feziksty’—works to soothe aches, pains, and unemployment permanently.
Now of course, you might be cynical upon hearing this, you might just say “The professor has coconut magic which can shave my legs better than any wizard can.” THE WIZARD OF FEZ’s pure and patented feziksty is far superior to any coconut—just ask Elvis Presley: “Without the WIZARD OF FEZ, I would never have been able to remain in popular culture for so long. Thanks WIZARD OF FEZ!”
Still not enough for you? Then let’s try some hardcore visual image painting courtesy of MS Paint: imagine yourself sitting on a beach, a tropical beach in Hawaii, no make it Mars, and you’re sipping some astro-alcohol, enjoying the solar winds. Then wake up in Chernobyl. Where does the feziksty come in? Only THE WIZARD OF FEZ has the feziksty, which can take you and your family to distant places like Mars. Otherwise, you’re stuck in Chernobyl growing extra limbs.
THE WIZARD OF FEZ is the Inter-Global-Islamic-Muslim of all your fantasies. However, THE WIZARD OF FEZ is also very multicultural. He can speak the global language, American coin, very fluently. Call him today or you will never fulfill your lifelong dream of meeting someone as incredibly incredible like THE WIZARD OF FEZ.
Then maybe it’s time you switched to THE WIZARD OF FEZ!
THE WIZARD OF FEZ has a revolutionary Islamic/new-age mixture of magic that can cure all of your needs, whatever they might be. This system—or, in his own words ‘the feziksty’—works to soothe aches, pains, and unemployment permanently.
Now of course, you might be cynical upon hearing this, you might just say “The professor has coconut magic which can shave my legs better than any wizard can.” THE WIZARD OF FEZ’s pure and patented feziksty is far superior to any coconut—just ask Elvis Presley: “Without the WIZARD OF FEZ, I would never have been able to remain in popular culture for so long. Thanks WIZARD OF FEZ!”
Still not enough for you? Then let’s try some hardcore visual image painting courtesy of MS Paint: imagine yourself sitting on a beach, a tropical beach in Hawaii, no make it Mars, and you’re sipping some astro-alcohol, enjoying the solar winds. Then wake up in Chernobyl. Where does the feziksty come in? Only THE WIZARD OF FEZ has the feziksty, which can take you and your family to distant places like Mars. Otherwise, you’re stuck in Chernobyl growing extra limbs.
THE WIZARD OF FEZ is the Inter-Global-Islamic-Muslim of all your fantasies. However, THE WIZARD OF FEZ is also very multicultural. He can speak the global language, American coin, very fluently. Call him today or you will never fulfill your lifelong dream of meeting someone as incredibly incredible like THE WIZARD OF FEZ.