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hey yo,

        so i started a website and have gone the way of the webcomic. it's still rought, but what the fuck. if you get so bored that masturbation is not even in the picture, visit me at Nude Winter [nudewinter.com]

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#25346):

The whole "click to enter" thing is really quite annoying; other than that it's really just crappy and cheap, and I think I kind of like that.

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#25346):

Each individual comic graphic takes what seems like 5 hours to load. Okay, so it's not that bad, but either your server is really slow at uploading crap, or you need a better file format than gif.

I can't comment on the humor as I gave up on the third comic while it was loading.

In Response to themysticalone (#25351):

...as I gave up on the third comic while it was loading.

You mean, there were more than one?

I started a new webcomic called AFK, so plug I shall Mr Teledildonix :) its at www.l33tmonkey.com/afk (or you can click on the WWW thing down in the bottom right hand corner of my post) comments and suggestions are welcome if you want :)

In Response to LX14 (#25468):

The correct syntax for that sentence would be, "... so I shall plug Mr Teledildonix ..."

Just lookin' out for ya, Tel'.
 

In Response to gtyrrell (#25472):

uh, Depending on the meaning.

If you are saying is is gonna ram something home, yeah your syntax works.

I suspect (based on statistics) that he meant:

"So plug I shall, Mr t*"

you know, your choice. t* has no vote on this.

In Response to tor (#25476):

Hey boy.

I said HEY BOY.

Yo look mighty cute in 'em jeans.

In Response to LX14 (#25468):

its at www.l33tmonkey.com/afk (or you can click on the WWW thing down in the bottom right hand corner of my post

Or you could have read the FAQ [goats.com] which explains how to create a wonderful hyperlink, something every person with their own website should know already.

I hope your future posts are better, don't blame me when the smack-down comes.

In Response to Dynedain (#25498):

Well he did mention the WWW button on the lower corner...

In Response to Rich (#25500):

but then took the effort to type out the address in the post...

In Response to Dynedain (#25503):

Touche'.

A great website for PS2 users. Get a free demo of this killer new game. www.playwiththegods.com

Lonely Goatherd here. . .
I'm blatantly promoting my strip at http://simulatedcomicproduct.com [simulatedc...roduct.com]
-K

I don't have a webcomic, or a website of any sort really. I'm in a pretty good Latin band, but since probably none of you are in the Oklahoma City area I won't bother plugging our gigs, either. Carry on.

check out our new fansite for God of War at http://www.playwiththegods.com - we are giving away demo discs until we run out. This game is unreal. Kratos is bad-ass!

In Response to GttngBrd (#25737):

awesome, who is this? there is now a small impassioned army of people pushing the message of this killer game. people will know sooner than later.

In Response to GttngBrd (#25737):

If you'd like to share your enthusiasm for a certain game, or any other topic not related to web-comics or self-promotion, that's great. But please use the Ring Of Fire area of the forums for those discussions. They are generally considered to be "off-topic" over here.

If you don't have enough karma (five points) to start a new topic, then you will need to participate in some of the other discussions for a little while. Then you might earn enough up-mods to be able to create a new thread freely. Of course, it's not uncommon for people to hijack an existing thread into a new direction which isn't closely related; but that tactic might result in negative feedback, or it might simply be ignored.

You did take the time to register, GttngBrd, and that's a good sign. It means you can expect more responses and consideration from the other members here, unlike those Anymous Cowards who choose to remain Lonely Goatherds. They tend to receive only ridicule, for the most part. It's just the way things tend to work around here. Popular norms, et cetera, et cetera...

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#25741):

Hello, K,

I enjoyed reading your simulatedcomicproduct, especially the "Will Anything Save Us?" episode.

Please take a moment to register for free. Then the other members here will be able to happily discuss your cool artwork and any topics of interest to you, and will be less likely to make fun of you for wearing the Face Of Poop. Thanks!

In Response to ShutUpEJ (#25753):

probably none of you are in the Oklahoma City area

Blasphemer! How dare you insinuate that Goats.com has failed to completely enthrall the entire planet?! The half-million Goats fans in your metropolitan area will now rise up and mob you for your insolence!

But maybe you can mollify them with the sweet, soothing, irresistible power of music.

In Response to themysticalone (#25351):

it's not the server. albeit, the images can take some time to load if you are running a machine that wouldnt be worthy of licking my balls.

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#25804):

They are slow to load. If I can see a 300k gif loading, its slow. It must be you or your server, because trust me, you aren't worthy of likcing my machine's balls, and it has HUGE cajones!

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#25804):

Yours is the only site on which this occurs for me, so I'm going to have to conclude that you are totally bullshitting me. Summarily I won't be reading that comic.

In Response to Dynedain (#25808):

my poor poor little geek associate...the fact that you would even mention the size of your machine's balls notes that you need to get laid...or at least blown. i sense some serious sexual frustration in you, young padawan.

In Response to nudewinter (#25813):

Ooh, lovely. Fresh meat.
Now kindly fuck off, won't you? Sitewhores give me gas. Obnoxious sitewhores with zero design skills and poor coding knowledge give me ... let's just say my colleagues are making a wide berth around my desk right now. Your font choices alone make the baby jesus attempt harikiri with his own toenails, and your site loads like it's trying to choke down an entire elephant cock in one mouthful. I will now sneer at your undoubtedly poor personal hygiene, and allude vaguely to possible birth defects that could have resulted in such a substandard specimen as yourself.

i can only pray to God that your life isnt so fucking sad that this is how you spend your time.
... says the man who draws a badly-titled webcomic no-one can read.