WHEN CAN I GET ONE?

If it is a robot it is also from the future isn't it?

I just don't understand how Jon can get away with this. He's just told me that I know nothing about his webcomic and that I have no free will, yet I still want to buy a pirate monkey robot t-shirt.

Worst part is, I can't because they're not available!

I'm not buying it in that horrible baby-poo yellow colour though. Wait a sec, isn't this comic black and white?

Holy crap Batman!
Pirate monkey robot tee
How I must have one

They are being delivered by the massive solar flare today. Lovingly hand-made by Radioactive Ninja Space Mummies in the heart of the sun. I ordered mine in "tie-dye"

Am I to believe I fall in this category because I have a "cold war supervillain" shirt? Certainly not! I understand that bloke Staropramen [goats.com] and his meaning to this webcomic completely. He wasn't just a marketing ploy [cnn.com] to sell t-shirts. It's not like he's a certian friggin Sentient citrus [goats.com] designed to take my money for the betterment of the comic, and the confusion of my friends.
So like, when's the Sporkle shirts comin out?

In Response to Megatronman (#9982):


  SOON

In Response to jon (#9983):

Technically, that isn't a monkey robot, is it?

More of a monkey android, or perhaps more correctly, a simdroid.

In Response to jon (#9983):

SOON
I think I'm going to have to break into my 401(k) to support Jon and my goats merchandise habits with all these tasty new goodies coming out. Although, a diet of cat food and ramen noodles wouldn't be so bad, I suppose.

In Response to deerboy (#9984):

I believe it's a monkey pirate terror drone, from Red Alert 2. A damn cool one, at that.

In Response to jon (#9983):

Now that's a Future Monkey [cafeshops.com]!!!!

Quick someone run and tell this guy! [keaggy.com]

In Response to KnitWit (#9988):

See, that's in a different order. Ours starts with Pirate and ends with Robot.

The monkey is in the middle, of course.

In Response to jon (#9989):

Oh, and just for shits and giggles, here's the list of potential monkey candidates we went through.

Robot monkey hipster
Robot monkey scientist
Robot monkey with pipe and bowler
Robot monkey podiatrist
Robot monkey game show host
Robot monkey president
Robot monkey astronaut
Robot monkey sommelier

In Response to jon (#9990):

good thing you didn't pick 'robot monkey president'. That sounds a little redundant.

"Pirate Robot President"
"Robot Monkey President"
"Pirate Monkey President"

Hmm. Those are the last 3 republican presidents, no? (in order)

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On another note- maybe a Pirate Monkey Cyborg. But it still doesn't look like a robot. Robots are square. And not made out of real monkeys. Am I wrong here?

And where is the hook? Don't robots use hooks?

And shouldn't it be saying 'har' or something?

And a boat, you definitely need a boat.

Map, too.

Oh, and treasure.

At some point.

Probably a few dalmations.

And cannon. Many cannon.

I don't think I am going to buy this shirt after all. There sure is a lot left out.

In Response to deerboy (#9984):

Actually, it's a monkey cyborg. "Monkborg?" "Cymonkey?" Somethin' like that, anyways.

and he's SOOOOOO CUUUUUTE MUST BUY ONE MUST BUY EVEN THOUGH I'M BROKE AND ON WELFARE

-m, actually *is* broke and on welfare

In Response to jon (#9989):

Monkeys always go in the middle.

In Response to deerboy (#9992):

There sure is a lot left out.
Man, everyone's a critic.

In Response to KnitWit (#9994):

When do we get to see President Monkey Robot T Shirts? Or, is a pirate in the hand worth a monkey in the Bush...Laura, hopefully, but you never know with that family...---Al

I thought it was biting social commentary dammit!

In Response to jon (#9983):

Oh My God it is baby-poo yellow! How could I have just imagined it like that?

In Response to jettaboy20 (#9985):

Ramen noodles: Flavours now include air, oxygen and gentle breeze.

In Response to deerboy (#9984):

Technically, that isn't a monkey robot, is it?

If Jon says it's a Pirate Monkey Robot, then it's a Pirate Monkey robot, damnit! ;)

In Response to unFalln (#10005):

...and with intrigue one gains sentience!

Now I'll need to make yet another avatar.

In Response to jon (#9990):

here's the list of potential monkey candidates we went through

Now there is a drunken binge I would love to have been in on. Although the actual achieving anything from the ideas generated in binges such as that would be an unusual experience for me...

In Response to unFalln (#10012):

Watch out! The reason we're all becoming Sentient Citrus is sinister: Jon plans on making the world's smartest Gin and Tonic.

Thankfully, Phillip hasn't been able to distill a gin that was both 80 proof and above 80 IQ at the same time. So we're safe for now.

In Response to mcgrue (#10015):

Woah there, Irish boy... you've just made the whole Sentient Citrus/Overclocked Lemon thing amazingly clear.

Are you meaning to say that if Phillip was to take some homebrewed 80 proof gin, add some tonic then a twist of 80 IQ lemon and/or citrus (last time I was tested they gave me a 75, so I'm close!) The plans would be doable?

This is too scary. I'm almost tempted to post stupid stuff just so I can be a supervillian again.