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what ever happened to chessmaster 2000? (11 comments)
kornz
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what ever happened to chessmaster 2000?
posted Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 11:10 AM (#9777)
shall he make a comeback and fight evil once more? or has he retired to eating funyuns and pork rinds watching the old star wars movies?
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deerboy
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Re: what ever happened to chessmaster 2000? (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 02:05 PM (#9781)
spell 'labotomy'
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Re: what ever happened to chessmaster 2000? (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 02:30 PM (#9782)
In Response to deerboy (#9781):

labotomy [reference.com]?

I think you meant lobotomy [reference.com]
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deerboy
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right into my trap (Score: 1, Funny)
posted Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 05:37 PM (#9791)
In Response to zamphir (#9782):

Boy, you fell for that one pretty fast . . . .

See, this is just how chessmaster 2000 got killed.
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baboo4
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Re: what ever happened to chessmaster 2000? (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 09:59 PM (#9795)
he got beat up one too many times by jockmaster2000...or maybe got discouraged by the lack of chessmistresses.
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deerboy
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Re: right into my trap (Score: 2, Super-Genius)
posted Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 11:34 AM (#9802)
In Response to deerboy (#9791):

damn, that hurts.

I create a sweet pendant trap, it works like a charm (better than I could have hoped - with links pointing out my 'error'), and somebody tells me my success was 'stupid'. I didn't think it warranted a negative moderation, though. Oh well. Crumbled cookie tastes good, too.

And I know what you are thinking. And you desire to correct that mistake. You are not jewelry. But what if that mistake is there on purpose? Hunh? Now who is the stupid one? Don't I learn? I see you reaching . . . must . . . correct . . . error . . . Kirk! . . .
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unFalln
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Re: right into my trap (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 07:08 PM (#9825)
In Response to deerboy (#9802):

What's this got to do with Star Trek?
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Grimicus
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Re: right into my trap (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 07:49 PM (#9827)
In Response to unFalln (#9825):

I think he mean KHAN!! [goats.com]

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Grimicus
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Re: right into my trap (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 07:50 PM (#9828)
In Response to Grimicus (#9827):

Ummm...yeah, that was meant
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kornz
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Re: right into my trap (Score: 2, Funny)
posted Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 10:35 PM (#9834)
In Response to Grimicus (#9828):

maybe he meant to go into an interpretive version of "rocket man"
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Yoshi
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Re: what ever happened to chessmaster 2000? (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 09:19 PM (#9875)
Personally I think that after recovering from that whole sex dwarf incident he went on a six month funyun binge.

  I can imagine it now. All the funyuns you can eat and two cases of cherry flavored cough syrup.

After that is anyone's guess although the last rumor I heard was that he was exploring his sexuality with Gregor Mendel in Montana.

Although, like I said, it was probably just a rumor.
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snipergirl
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Re: what ever happened to chessmaster 2000? (Score: 2, Clever)
posted Monday, October 27, 2003 - 06:34 AM (#9905)
he was mistaken for cheesemaster 2000...

spell "cocktail snacks"
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