Only you Jon... (24 comments)
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Only you Jon...
posted Wednesday, July 02, 2003 - 12:06 PM (#7028)
What's the consensus that only someone Jewish could get away with the "Auschwitz Crematorium" line? While I think it's a hysterical line, I fear if a non-Jew came out with it there would be such a backlash of insensitivity and racist attacks that the author would have to appologize.

This is why I hate political correctness. Things are funny until they are about your particular race, sex, etc.

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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, July 02, 2003 - 07:19 PM (#7033)
As my mother would say: (insert nagging accent) "It's all fun and games until somebody gets their religious sensitivities poked out."
I've gotta say though that I think PC-ness has its uses and i think i would be offended if just anyone was making Aushwitz jokes...
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 02, 2003 - 09:20 PM (#7037)
In Response to baboo4 (#7033):

"It's all fun and games untill somebody gets their eye poked out. Then its all fun and games that you just can't see"
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, July 02, 2003 - 10:18 PM (#7038)
In Response to Dynedain (#7037):

I always thought it was "It's all fun and games until someone loses a nostril"...

I suppose that seems pretty silly now.
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jon
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 03, 2003 - 04:14 PM (#7062)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#7060):

The act of declaring a topic "off-limits" for discussion in any manner is the first step in a nasty slide towards censorship, self-inflicted or otherwise. I won't put any topic in that zone.

The fact that we allow you to make cowardly, anonymous comments is a good indicator of how much we value freedom of speech here.

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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 03, 2003 - 04:23 PM (#7063)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#7060):

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
-Mel Brooks

Everything's funny, son. One of the things I find most humorous is when an oversensitive fool says something's not funny. I just think of it as a higher-evolved form of schadenfreude.
 
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 03, 2003 - 04:25 PM (#7064)
In Response to Dynedain (#7037):

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's just fun."

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unFalln
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 03, 2003 - 06:52 PM (#7070)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#7060):

And besides, I still can't get over the idea that anyone who posts anonymously gets the scott avatar, therefore is automatically talking about poopy.
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 03, 2003 - 06:53 PM (#7071)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#7060):

It's true... killing millions of people is only really funny if you make them all put on clown noses first.

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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1, Obnoxious)
posted Thursday, July 03, 2003 - 08:07 PM (#7073)
In Response to jon (#7062):

The act of declaring a topic "off-limits" for discussion in any manner is the first step in a nasty slide towards censorship, self-inflicted or otherwise. I won't put any topic in that zone.

Except when you lock a thread.
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 03, 2003 - 08:10 PM (#7074)
In Response to unFalln (#7070):

anyone who posts anonymously gets the scott avatar, therefore is automatically talking about poopy.

Yes. Giving Lonely Goatherd a Scott Baio avatar is one of the best things Jon has done this year.
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evilaltor
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1)
posted Friday, July 04, 2003 - 03:53 AM (#7083)
In Response to zamphir (#7073):

Except when you lock a thread.

Better watch what you say, Zamphir, lest the Minitrue come a-knockin'
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zamphir
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2)
posted Friday, July 04, 2003 - 09:56 AM (#7084)
In Response to evilaltor (#7083):

Better watch what you say, Zamphir, lest the Minitrue come a-knockin'

I'd be worried about that, except for one thing.

Jon has a sense of humor.
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2)
posted Friday, July 04, 2003 - 10:21 AM (#7086)
In Response to zamphir (#7084):

Jon has a sense of humor.

Liar.
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Sunday, July 06, 2003 - 03:01 PM (#7114)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#7060):

One of my favorite sayings has always been “Tragedy plus time equals comedy.”

Tragedies are necessary. I’m sure we’ve all heard, that without pain in life, there could be no pleasure.

To remember is necessary. Ignoring what happened does not make it go away, it simply opens the door for it to happen all over again.

To be somber and remorseful while remembering is not necessary.

I don’t think poking fun at the shit and anguish of life is showing any disrespect. Rather, I believe it is demonstrating the amazing human ability to heal and move on.

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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2, Funny)
posted Monday, July 07, 2003 - 11:20 AM (#7138)
It's actually only funny until someone loses an eye.
 
Then we play "Find the Eye".
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1)
posted Monday, July 07, 2003 - 11:03 PM (#7182)
A friend of mine is half Jewish and half German.

He's a great guy and good for a laugh but I find it disturbing that he's got his head stuck in the oven everytime I come over.

Self-Persecution, it's a sad, sad thing.
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, July 08, 2003 - 02:39 AM (#7194)
In Response to Yoshi (#7182):

Well...

I'm a German, Jewish, Irish Mutt.

And, other than a strong desire to drink myself to death, I'm fine with that joke.

Dark humor is a good thing.

As long as it's funny.


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mcgrue
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2, Funny)
posted Wednesday, July 09, 2003 - 03:11 AM (#7219)
In Response to lemur666 (#7194):

I have a friend that's Half-Jewish, Half-Irish. He inists on being called Oiy-rish.

Then there's the Jewish Threesome I know that calls each other Kikes like the gangstas call each other 'niggaz', and listen to inspirational music from the KKK for giggles.

And then there's me, an Irish/Spanish mutt who when coming to a predominantly Jewish school was frequently assumed to be jewish so oft, I was wondering if my Spanish-Catholic side was one of Torquemada's 'children'...
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2, Clever)
posted Wednesday, July 09, 2003 - 11:12 AM (#7240)
In Response to mcgrue (#7219):

While we are on the subject of mutts, I will go ahead and disclose that I am an Iranian/German mutt.

And I wonder why the Jewish community hates me...


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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 09, 2003 - 11:42 AM (#7241)
In Response to the_fetus (#7240):

And I wonder why the Jewish community hates me...

It's probably your winning personality...

:-)
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 09, 2003 - 06:45 PM (#7259)
In Response to unFalln (#7038):

Makes sense if you were playing the game where you shove a marble up your nose then try to blow it at your friend...

I thought the joke was extra funny because the person making the quip is meant to be German (or someone that lived there) and germans are so damn good at being funny...

On a related note a guy my parents age that lived down the road from me when I was young went to a fancy dress party wearing a gas company outfit with the logo "Use Gas, 6 million jews can't be wrong". Despite being jewish he didn't get a lot of laughs from many people...

Icky jokes help keep the memory of things alive better than memorials I figure... or at least as well.
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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Thursday, July 10, 2003 - 12:25 AM (#7268)
In Response to zamphir (#7241):

Damn! I really shouldn't be hated! I have a grandfather who died at Auchwitz.

Poor bastard fell from the watchtower


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Re: Only you Jon... (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 10, 2003 - 05:30 AM (#7275)
In Response to the_fetus (#7268):

I am equal parts apalled and amused. Continue the research...
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