Lori and Diablo (9 comments)
beracjade
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Lori and Diablo
posted Saturday, March 01, 2003 - 04:08 PM (#4214)
Does anyone else find it a little odd that Lori is actually being nice to Diablo, especially since she seemed to hate him [goats.com] before she was zombified?

I dunno, maybe it has something to with the resurrection process. Or maybe jon will explain all, and my sorry ass should just be patient.
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zamphir
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Re: Lori and Diablo (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Sunday, March 02, 2003 - 11:24 AM (#4229)
I just think Lori is being Evil.
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jgarcia
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Re: Lori and Diablo (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Sunday, March 02, 2003 - 12:07 PM (#4230)
I think Lori's desire to inflict pain and suffering on Jon outweighs her hatred of Diablo. Particularly since said chicken has apparently helped to heal that gaping hole in her head.

No, not her mouth, that other one.
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Re: Lori and Diablo (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 11:42 PM (#4317)
In Response to jgarcia (#4230):

I've given a lot of thought to the separate viewpoints that the three of you have submitted and have come to some very startling conclusions.

However, I feel no real need to share these conclusions with anyone! They're mine...all mine!!! You can just get your own damned conclusions!

I would, however, like to comment that I very much enjoy the Red-Plastic-Stick-For-Spreading type Cheese Crackers. I think they're much better than those orange peanut butter crackers you usually get in packages of six.

But, if I were completely without crackers and someone were to give me the orange peanut butter type, I would probably still eat them, but I'd be thinking of the red stick kind all the time.


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VJaeger
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Re: Lori and Diablo (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 07, 2003 - 03:22 AM (#4342)
In Response to stilllwaiting (#4317):

I thought that both "cheese with crackers" and "peanut butter" with orange crackers came with a red stick.
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Re: Lori and Diablo (Score: 2, Clever)
posted Friday, March 07, 2003 - 03:30 PM (#4349)
In Response to jgarcia (#4230):

To paraphrase the amrican dairy farmer's association: Behold the power of schadenfreude.
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Josie37
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Re: Lori and Diablo (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 14, 2003 - 07:27 PM (#4449)
In Response to VJaeger (#4342):

Ever had those cheapie cheese-with-crackers brand? They're no name or somthing, and as soon as you stick the red plasttic stick into the cheese, all the cheese comes out. Like, as a mold or something. Disgusting, to say the least.

Does anyone else chew the red plastic stick after the cheese-and-cracker snak is done? I used to, but not so much anymore.
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zamphir
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Re: Lori and Diablo (Score: 2)
posted Saturday, March 15, 2003 - 11:32 AM (#4453)
Now we know that Gregor Mendel is actually more evil than Diablo or Lori.

He intentionally gave Diablo some Sprite in a vial, instead of the real anti-zombie formula he used to revive Lori - because he knew it would break the chicken's little tiny black heart.

Well. Maybe Lori suggested it to him... hmmm...
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bryny
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Diablo Theme Song (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, April 27, 2003 - 04:17 PM (#5495)
Brave Combo was playing at German fest in Muenster, Tx. this weekend. Of course they had to play the obligatory chicken dance, but in their own peculiar "nuclear polka" idiom. This time it was in a minor key with a bit of a round. It really sounded like a dirge. In my minds eye I could almost see Diablo and Lori dancing a macabe blend of a tango and a chicken dance. It was almost enough to make me think I'd had enough beer. But then I came to my senses and got back in line....
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Ph0enix
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Re: Lori and Diablo (Score: 0, Troll)
posted Thursday, August 07, 2003 - 03:58 PM (#8173)
She hated him before she joined the zombie army, because he had just dropped a cow on top of her. The beef embedded in her skin probably had some play in her agression towards Diablo.
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