Breakfast Beer (16 comments)
pupdog
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Breakfast Beer
posted Friday, April 25, 2008 - 11:20 AM (#42403)
I'm thinking some sort of stout with some bacon and maple essence essence. Or would that be too much?
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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Friday, April 25, 2008 - 01:19 PM (#42412)

Maple Hefe.

Bacon Brown Ale.

Marzen Over Easy.


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tynic
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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 01:42 AM (#42419)

Ale-battered kippers.


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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 05:43 PM (#42440)

Hey kids!

Hypothetically, if there was to be a Goats beer, say, brewed through a license with a brewery, not that this is something that is likely to happen, seriously not going to happen, a) what would you call it and b) what style would you prefer?

Please to be thinking in terms of drinkability and ease of consumption rather than weirdness and disgusting factor re: style, thanks!


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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 06:46 PM (#42441)
In Response to jon (#42440):

Evil Chicken Lager.

Mindkiller Hefeweizen.

Stan's Mustache Stout.


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Teledildonix
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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 08:38 PM (#42442)
In Response to jon (#42440):

Programmer's Peculiar Pale
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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 08:50 PM (#42443)
In Response to jon (#42440):

Middle Pangaean Pilsener

Infinite Monkey Lager

Toothgnip's Pale Ale


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pupdog
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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 10:21 PM (#42444)
In Response to jon (#42440):

ODRIS - One Death's Russian Imperial Stout
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PMAvers
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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 11:11 PM (#42446)

Can't believe no one's said it yet, but Goat Scrotum Ale. Unless the name's taken.


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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Monday, April 28, 2008 - 11:04 AM (#42449)
In Response to PMAvers (#42446):

Can't believe no one's said it yet, but Goat Scrotum Ale.
Too likely to run into legal issues [sfgate.com].
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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Monday, April 28, 2008 - 01:09 PM (#42450)
In Response to jon (#42440):

I guess Inedible Pork Ale is not being considered?


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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 11:49 AM (#42479)
In Response to jon (#42440):

Y'know, I'm trying to imagine how a beer with a hint of maple would taste. I think it'd be quite nice--there are various honey-flavored beers and ales and I've enjoyed them.

I have a couple of friends who've experimented with home brewing, with pretty good results. This might be something worth trying.


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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 02:34 AM (#42574)
In Response to Paul1963 (#42479):

I'm trying to imagine a beer that you can pour on your waffles; and then I see where it all was leading up to: a sinister plan to make us morning alcoholics more socially acceptable. Shame on you all, I EARNED my ostracizing.

Hmmm... Rear Window. Is the joke that Phillip hasn't seen the Birds?


tynic
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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 02:47 AM (#42575)
In Response to Littleghost (#42574):

The joke is that he hasn't seen North by Northwest.

Wait, that's not a joke, it's a travesty.


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Littleghost
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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 02:58 AM (#42576)
In Response to tynic (#42575):

You're right. My addiction to model airplane glue alone is a testament to that.


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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, May 07, 2008 - 03:15 PM (#42581)
In Response to jon (#42440):

A dark heff, like Erdinger Dunkel would top my list of enjoyable beers. Has nice body and complex flavor, but without the bitterness of a stout.


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gtyrrell
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Re: Breakfast Beer (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, May 11, 2008 - 08:58 PM (#42630)
In Response to Paul1963 (#42479):

Y'know, I'm trying to imagine how a beer with a hint of maple would taste. I think it'd be quite nice--there are various honey-flavored beers and ales and I've enjoyed them.
Like this [beeradvocate.com]. It was meh, to be honest.


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