This letter that Fish is writing is the saddest thing I have ever seen!!! And I have seen "Legally Blond" 4 times, so I can identify with his pain.

Dammit Fish, it's not that bad, seriously!!

And the apples make it even sadder!!! Why oh Why did there have to be apples!!

Is nothing more pure than a remorseful Fish who lives in beer who is around Apples?? It is heartbreaking, I just had to say it.

4 times.....you're right, you can identify....you are sad

In Response to Dynedain (#3141):

"Legally Blond" is a quality movie, Dynedain! I implore you to reconsider your snideness!!!

In Response to wigu (#3144):

I reconsidered, and I still think it is a horrible movie.

I shouldn't have been so biting about it though - all in good fun ya' know.

In Response to wigu (#3140):

Actually, I think it would have been much much sadder if Fish had been surrounded by troll dolls (in a surprise cross-over, these would be the same troll dolls eventually to be owned by Trina).

In Response to Dynedain (#3145):

Do you suppose that every time she had to do a lawsuit the people would slip up and claim they had a perm and shower? Otherwise our young protaganist is out of luck.

In Response to Haddie (#3150):

That's incoherent, even for you.

In Response to Haddie (#3150):

That is how it happened on Perry Mason, it is an age-old thing. He only called witnesses who he had determined were about to snap.

For example, if it were to have been a lady who maybe was a race car driver, she would pick clients who did something bad that related to auto-mobiles. Or maybe she is a saucy Italian firecracker who grew up around cars, like in "My Cousin Vinny."

These things happen in real life, my uncle is an attorney.

In Response to wigu (#3154):

I didn't know you spoke Stoner...

Do you know Jive as well?

In Response to zamphir (#3155):

You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

Col' got to be! Yo!

In Response to zamphir (#3151):

What I meant was...
In the movie, the only reason the lawsuit is won is beacuse the girl claimed to take a shower after having a perm, yet the perm remained in her hair. This evidence made her win the case, despite her complete ineptitude the rest of the time. If people didn't have a perm in her next case, how does her firm expect her to win?

In Response to zamphir (#3155):

Do you know "I do not make any sense"?

In Response to wigu (#3160):

I pulled that from the movie Airplane. I doubt it was ever supposed to make sense.

In Response to Oedipa_Maas (#3161):

Also from airplane - a little girl saying
"I like my coffee like I like my men, Black"

In Response to wigu (#3140):

Okay, I do not understand today's comic. Did Fish eat an apple and tape himself to an empty beer glass? I've seen him walking along the bar out of Beer, so I don't think he's dried up... Is there something more to this apple thing that I'm understanding?

In Response to Teel (#3164):

I think, though I could be wrong, and oh how I hope I am, that the cored apple can, by virtue of science and things we dare not understand, absorb moisture through osmosis from things in close proximity. So, Fish is attempting to dry himself out to crucified beer glass death. I think.

Oh, does it matter? Fish! No! Fish! Oh Fish, please! Not our purest, sweetest, beeryist Fish!

In Response to Teel (#3164):

I thought it was a reference to Alan Turing.

But I'm a geek.

Cheers,
Graham

In Response to albionsoft (#3166):

You shame me with your geek knowledge. I am abased and humiliated at being unable to relate apples to Alan Turing.

I may never show my face in this forum again.

In Response to Teel (#3164):

nooooo fish!! I love fish!

And I spent ATLEAST 3 minutes contemplating todays comic trying to figure it all out. Apples and fish? I've found many apple and fish recipes.

Good Jon be referring to a paradise-lost original sin thing?

hmmm.

I think it's clear. Who ever ate that apple murdered our poor fish.

I'm looking at you Freddie P.

In Response to vincexii (#3177):

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fish can't be dead! He's my absolutest favoritest character. *sob*

The evocative representation of inner innocence and purity while being inundated with corruption was an inspiration. A (semi) intelligent goldfish living in a glass of beer is the absolute most original cartoon character I have ever seen.

*sob*

In Response to zamphir (#3168):

Much like Snow White, Turing died as a result of eating a poisoned apple. Unlike Snow White, Turing committed suicide, and he didn't come back to life, and that whole thing with the dwarfs didn't happen either.

In Response to TheMooseKing (#3179):

Or so you say. In my world, Turing lives in the centre of the earth with the dwarves and elvis.

In Response to Dynedain (#3178):

See? This is what happens when you don't give me all of your money.

In Response to jon (#3183):

I knew I should have donated more. [goats.com]