In today's comic (the office [#21] [goats.com]) we see Jon bringing a tasty box of Darkle Donuts to the staff meeting. This has reminded me of my tragic lack of Dunkin' Donuts [dunkindonuts.com] in my lifestyle-- for six years i've been living as a Bellinghamster [google.com] about a hundred miles away from their nearest location. The horror! Oh, how i suffer for want of a Maple Creme, or Powdered Jelly, or marzipan-stuffed Croissants!!

(There is a Krispy Kreme outlet about forty miles away, but that's just not even close to the same category of gastronomic ecstasy. Piffle.)

Do you love fresh pastries? Do you love the person who brings them to the board meetings? Do you love the ridiculous color schemes on their packaging? Are they responsible for your man-boobs (or your protrusive ACB [urbandictionary.com])?

Would you travel throughout the universe in search of some Dunkin's Jelly Creme-filled?

	0% (0)	Darkle Donuts
	36% (7)	Dunkin' Donuts
	26% (5)	Krispy Kreme
	0% (0)	LaMar's Donuts
	10% (2)	Mister Donut
	10% (2)	I'm a snooty European who'd never dally with such lowbrow desserts
	0% (0)	I'm from a country/ culture/ dimension/ axis-pub/ where we don't even have such a thing as a 'donut'
	15% (3)	These confectionery options need more sausage