Apologies if this has been mentioned before but Diablo seems to be putting in a cameo at Schoolbooks and Brimstone [sbnbs.com], either that or Satan employs more chickens than I thought.

He seems to have put on rather a lot of weight for the role, a true professional :)

i swear when i first saw that bird i thought it was an owl. on a side note, its obvious satan employs chickens. why, you ask? well,...well... if you don't know i'm not going to tell you!

Yo,

I must agree it does look like some sort of phsyco owl or somink, dunno about it being a chicken, i go with goat girl on this one.

And how the hell do people cunjure this stuff up??

A phsyco owl based as a messagner from satan to make a proposition to a man ??

Brilliant, why not incorporate a gibbon or somink that would be amuzing, any thoughts?

In Response to The_Lord_Of_Gibbons (#1967):

call me ignorant, but what the hell is a gibbon? or a somink? i've never heard any such thing ever. ever. and don't say i have, because i haven't. no, i don't want to hear it....oops, sorry that was that damned paranoid side of mine. i hold no such suspicions about you accusing me of having heard of something i havent. okay, looking back, i realise i've gone horribly, horribly, awry, so i'll stop now before things get out of control.

In Response to goat_girl (#1989):

From m-w.com [m-w.com]:

Main Entry: gib·bon
Pronunciation: 'gi-b&n
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1774
: any of a genus (Hylobates) of brachiating tailless apes of southeastern Asia that are the smallest and most arboreal anthropoid apes

Surely you've heard of it :)

Not sure about a somink; from context, I'd guess an abuse of the word "something".

In Response to goat_girl (#1961):

In a documentry today, there was a chicken madly chasing after a little kid (and I swear that chicken moved mighty fast)

And not to mention, chickens have a nasty habbit of running round once you've beheaded them (having done it to a couple myself, it's really quite an experience.

If I recall correctly, wasn't there also some chicken that survived for a number of years after having lost its head, due to the fact that a piece of its brain actually remained intact. It was quite the freakshow attraction until it choked on a piece of corn.

Stabug

In Response to The_Lord_Of_Gibbons (#1967):

I think I'd rather see a ferret named Walter who wears a cowboy hat and carries a thermos filled with lukewarm brandy.

In Response to goat_girl (#1961):

I have been to an alpaca farm in southern chile near my missionary, and as always i checkd the locale for demonic spirirts, i found a very strong one and traced it down to a brown short-haired alpaca. Not tellin any one of my suspicions, i snuck into the farm at about 12:00am, grabbed the animal, crucified it and burned it. you are the first people i had told of this fact.

If you dont know what an alpaca is, it is a large dog sized animalthat is very hairy and mainly lives in the andes