You know what I miss? A good "Diablo's lost his head.... again" storyline. You know, like in the gold old days! Firecrackers... axes... you name it and it's probably gotten a little head from Diablo. It's like Toothgnip scoring or Neil and Bob mentioning lube. Truely a "Grand Ol' Goats Tradition."

Anybody else got favorite "repeating" story elements from Goats? (Note, I don't think Jon whining should count, unless you're playing the drinking game.)

well just look at my signature, i think that every character on the strip has said that phrase, with the exeption of jerrel, but he may have meant to say it but came out like "die die fornicate die 666"

Storylines that involve Jon's (and to a lesser extent, Phillip's), complete lack of success with women. We'll never see those again, now that they're both married. And I can relate much more to having no luck with women and drinking beer than I do to being married.

In Response to Incarnadine (#1151):

You have no luck with women and drinking beer?

I mean, I can understand the women thing... but drinking beer?

Usually I only have trouble with the beer after the first several are gone. Then the beer can become more challenging. That's why goats fans should always work on the beer capacity! Remember, you're not just drinking, you're in training! You have to approach the beer with the same determination with which those overmuscled gym apes approach large lumps of iron.

Man, I can see me counting out reps at the bar now! WOO!

Excuse me... I think it's time for my, uh, "workout" now. Yah.

In Response to scrubbo (#1157):

What I should have said was something more like:

"I can relate more to drinking massive amounts of beer, and also having no luck with women, than I can to being married".

Don't worry, my alcohol tolerance is somewhere in the neighborhood of still being able to stand after polishing off a case or two of beer.

I must have been drunk when I made the initial post.