Let's say, hypothetically, that Goats continues in some fashion after Guest Week, even though the Earth was destroyed.

Let's also say, continuing in our hypothetical fashion, that Neil and Bob were to appear in some of the strips going forward.

The Question: Should Neil shave his goatee, or keep it?

It's stuff like this that keeps me awake at night. I'll follow the advice of whomever posts the most convincing argument for or against shaving.