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POLL RESULTS: Goatse Action Figures?: (7 comments)
AsphaltBuffet
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Goatse Action Figures?
posted Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 10:41 AM (#35046)

In response to a comment [goats.com] from our dark overlord, the poll exists to test your breaking point for disturbing-ness-ability-tude. Do you want the full monty or just a pseudo-monty, like a third of a monty. Maybe less?



POLL: How much action should a figure have?
 
34% (14) Full action. I want Hampster-sized orifices in Neil/Bob!
 
36% (15) I want a hampster accessory, but leave the orifices to those with drills...
 
7% (3) Orifices are only for salami
 
21% (9) My state doesn't allow me an opinion.
41 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
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deerboy
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Re: Goatse Action Figures? (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:31 AM (#35048)

And I thought I would be fantasizing about Ann Coulter all day.


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Re: Goatse Action Figures? (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 11:42 AM (#35049)
In Response to deerboy (#35048):

And I thought I would be fantasizing about Ann Coulter all day.
And I thought orifice talk was disturbing. Bleh!
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Rich
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Re: Goatse Action Figures? (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 12:40 PM (#35052)

No need for actual orifice, just a hamster.
Ray gun and pimp hat with Oversized Novelty Crispy Fries. Can't forget the sex dwarf either.


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Re: Goatse Action Figures? (Score: 0)
posted Wednesday, June 28, 2006 - 01:59 PM (#35056)
In Response to Rich (#35052):

Aw, man! I am all about the sex dwarf!


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snipergirl
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Re: Goatse Action Figures? (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 02:24 AM (#35057)
In Response to Rusdude (#35049):

I think it was a reference to this [blogspot.com]


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Darius
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Re: Goatse Action Figures? (Score: 0, Stupid)
posted Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 04:54 AM (#35059)
In Response to snipergirl (#35057):

Actually upon reading the topic it seems to be more like a dual reference. And no, I'm not linking to goatse.cx [goatse.cx].

... Oh crap, I just did, didn't I?
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Re: Goatse Action Figures? (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, June 29, 2006 - 05:06 AM (#35060)
In Response to Darius (#35059):

Oooo... that's gonna hurt (karmic-ly).
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