Damn, Fineas is strong!
I'm personally divided on this issue. On one hand, Fineas just messed everyone up like the true champion he is. On the other hand, Carl and Roger now appear to have permenant and lasting (and gross) injuries, which is sad because I like those two and think they deserve a break.
It certainly was a surprise though. But can Fineas do the same thing to Oliver? Perhaps now the time has finally come for that score to be settled.
"And I have a package of trail mix!"
Yeah, I wonder what the arguments in the red room are going to be after that...Fish is unlikely to be pleased. In fact, he's likely to be traumatized.
"I got so many dogs I can barely count 'em! More than a hundred, more than a thousand! I'm addicted to dogs, it's true; Now I wanna be addicted to you." -JR/CG
Poor Naelok...you're really not going to be pleased with today's strip, then. I'm sorry--I know you liked C and R.
"I got so many dogs I can barely count 'em! More than a hundred, more than a thousand! I'm addicted to dogs, it's true; Now I wanna be addicted to you." -JR/CG
But maybe pleasure will arrive "next autumn" [goats.com].
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind!"
That was cruel and unusual. Why Jon? Why do you have to kill all the minor characters that I like?
Not only were they horribly maimed but they got unceremoniously dumped into what appears to be a Sarlac pit. I really thought that those two were going to be regulars, but now here's Jon sending them off to be digested over a period of a thousand years. And here I was last Friday hoping that their apparent besting of Fineas would get them a well-deserved ticket to the vacation dimension.
Rest in Peace Carl and Roger... though you lived brief lives of torturous suffering, we shall remember for the greatness that undoubtedly dwelled your hearts.
"And I have a package of trail mix!"
true that,but then again it would be fitting to have an hook and an eyepatch on the 2 henchmens...think of all the "arr" jokes!
But apparently,nevermind,no sight of those two guys turning into "vengeful-oliver-mecha-powered-people-who-want-to- get-in-line"
http://www.goats.com/archive/050503.html
Wait, they got dumped into a yak pit?
Perhaps you meant Sarlacc.
On the plus side, if this is so, they may actually be alive to save by the time Jon gets back to them.
While I find our conversation fascinating, I also find you terrifying, unpredictable, and armed.
Allow me to be anal-retentive about today's strip. How did the glasses manage to come off without dislodging the eyeball from the nostril or severing the ocular nerve attaching it to the socket...?
That had to be done very carefully. It was difficult!
"I don't wanna be an inventor. I wanna be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science-fiction cartoon writer." - Cubert Farnsworth
Rule #1 of fiction: characters aren't dead unless you see a corpse.
"I don't wanna be an inventor. I wanna be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science-fiction cartoon writer." - Cubert Farnsworth
There's some pretty insightful comments from Lonely Goatherds onthis thread. Can we convince any of you to register? It's fun and procrasinatory...
"I got so many dogs I can barely count 'em! More than a hundred, more than a thousand! I'm addicted to dogs, it's true; Now I wanna be addicted to you." -JR/CG
Hey, Jon. Minor pedantic detail relevant to Wednesday's strip: there's no "e" in Ann Coulter. I'd include a hyperlink here, but directing traffic to her website just seems wrong.
"I got so many dogs I can barely count 'em! More than a hundred, more than a thousand! I'm addicted to dogs, it's true; Now I wanna be addicted to you." -JR/CG
Rule #1 of fiction: characters aren't dead unless you see a corpse.
exactly what i was thinking. plus, poof isn't much of a death sound anyway. it's more of a i'm-going-to-be-back-with-more-ACME-products sort of sound...
No man should outlive his fictional wizard. No man!
That is a relief. Perhaps they'll be back for revenge, though this time with cybernetic implants and all such? That would be pretty cool. I look forward to their triumphant return.
The hole they fell into was a Sarlac pit though, right? Or was it just a normal run of the mill pit with cracks around it that look like tentacles?
"And I have a package of trail mix!"
It's the hole that the giant spear opened up. As for what's in it, that question will be answered tomorrow.
"I don't wanna be an inventor. I wanna be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science-fiction cartoon writer." - Cubert Farnsworth
2 times the e [annecoulte...ctions.com].
A clever mix of 'deer' and 'boy' [continentalmills.com]
So they are alive! And here I was thinking that you were jerking me around and that the next time we saw them would be in corpse-form. Thank you Jon! Now please put Roger's eye back. That's really gross.
I can't read what it says on the wall. Ah Guin-something...? Can someone make it out?
"And I have a package of trail mix!"
The last time i drank one was a decade ago, but i seem to recall the label on bottles of Guinness (and associated promotional signage) looked much like that. I'm guessing that Roger and Carl have stumbled (bored) into a pub-axis-related realm.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind!"
I'm guessing that Roger and Carl have stumbled (bored) into a pub-axis-related realm.
Based on the words and the grayscale, I'm guessing they're right outside the Stub. See, among many examples, the background of this strip [goats.com].
Now I will undercut my own argument: the words Carl has uncovered are facing them. If they were outside the Stub looking at, say, a window, the words would be backwards.
"Ayahuascaaaaaaa" -- Squig [sinfest.net]
Hell, let's face it, we're not responsible for anything; including the things we say, do, or think. And if you sue us because you think we are? Well, we're not responsible for that either.





