I just got a call from some dumbass [internetadvancement.com] Search Engine Optimization firm telling me that Brains4Zombies [brains4zombies.com] wasn't making as much money as it could be because the shopping cart didn't work.

I tried to explain to him that we weren't actually selling brains for people to eat, and then he got all indignant.

Maybe they actually WANTED to buy some actual brains, you know? Not for consumptin, but for thinking. At least they seem that much braindead ... *rofl*

You should have asked him if he can help the Stool Fairy [stoolfairy.com] site.

Or you could redirect them to moistnap [tm] [moistnap.com]

You should have complained about problems with your supplier, and asked if he could line up a fulfillment center for you.

Maybe he got confused and thought it was Bran4Zombies.com - you know, there's not a lot of fiber in an all-brain diet.

there's not a lot of fiber in an all-brain diet.

Depends on if the brain came from a muffin-head or not, innit?

Anybody who doesn't believe that life imitates art is probably an ass-hat.

Zombie Oscar Wilde [catandgirl.com] probably wishes he had said it that way.