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phillip
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Brains!
posted Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 11:42 AM (#34579)

I just got a call from some dumbass [internetadvancement.com] Search Engine Optimization firm telling me that Brains4Zombies [brains4zombies.com] wasn't making as much money as it could be because the shopping cart didn't work.

I tried to explain to him that we weren't actually selling brains for people to eat, and then he got all indignant.


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danixdefcon5
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Maybe... (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 12:20 PM (#34580)

Maybe they actually WANTED to buy some actual brains, you know? Not for consumptin, but for thinking. At least they seem that much braindead ... *rofl*


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Rich
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Re: Brains! (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 02:37 PM (#34581)

You should have asked him if he can help the Stool Fairy [stoolfairy.com] site.


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Re: Brains! (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 02:59 PM (#34582)

Or you could redirect them to moistnap [tm] [moistnap.com]


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zamphir
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Re: Brains! (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 09:32 PM (#34586)

You should have complained about problems with your supplier, and asked if he could line up a fulfillment center for you.


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Re: Brains! (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 10:57 PM (#34587)
In Response to zamphir (#34586):

They have a lot of experience in that vertical.

Anybody who doesn't believe that life imitates art is probably an ass-hat.
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ShutUpEJ
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Re: Brains! (Score: 2, Intriguing)
posted Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 12:51 AM (#34588)

Maybe he got confused and thought it was Bran4Zombies.com - you know, there's not a lot of fiber in an all-brain diet.


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zamphir
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Re: Brains! (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 01:10 AM (#34590)
In Response to ShutUpEJ (#34588):

there's not a lot of fiber in an all-brain diet.

Depends on if the brain came from a muffin-head or not, innit?


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Re: Brains! (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, May 11, 2006 - 08:29 AM (#34592)
In Response to Teledildonix (#34587):

Anybody who doesn't believe that life imitates art is probably an ass-hat.

Zombie Oscar Wilde [catandgirl.com] probably wishes he had said it that way.


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