posted Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 01:40 PM (#34482)
I was granted permission by the noble mkinyon to create this week's TCP. I hope you all enjoy it, though I warn you that what follows may contain massive sleep deprivation.
So we're now acquainted with the Middle Pangaeans, and I think it can generally be stated that they're pretty awesome. But Jon is still in the most dire of straits!
POLL: What will become of Our Hero?
| 0% (0) | The Pangaeans will grow impatient and fulfill their Trail Mix threat. Glock will consequentally get a fetching new hat. Thank goodness! Maybe now we'll be able to finally see what's happening with Fineas and Diablo. | |
| 18% (4) | Jon will launch into a long monologue of self-pity and loathing. Toshi's rough exterior will melt away as her Pangaean heart is set aflutter by the Jon's lyrical self-hate. Birds will sing, flowers will bloom. In the end, love conquers all. | |
| 68% (15) | Jon, by some cosmic accident, will create the dimension destroying device. However, it won't be machine... it will be a person. And his name will be Shazam Twix. | |
| 9% (2) | Hey, wait a minute... How does a handsome fellow like Griff manage to have the Knack? I mean, if I were a girl I would want to sleep with him. What gives? | |
| 4% (1) | The Pangaeans will start to feel bad about mistreating Jon and take him to that pub we saw in the first comic of the series. Yes, this is the beer option. Pick it if you must. |
22 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
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