posted Saturday, April 22, 2006 - 09:55 AM (#34283)
You've been waiting longer than usual, hanging on that cliff, wondering if anyone would save you. But never fear--your poll has arrived!
POLL: Why did Ursula, the first quantum cowputer, crash?
| 3% (1) | Moses came down from Sinai Prime and smashed Ursula to golden calf-bits. | |
| 7% (2) | No one had milked Ursula for 6000 years. | |
| 7% (2) | Ursula's base code hadn't included the new yellow stripes on code monks' Devo hats. That threw everything off. | |
| 25% (7) | While analyzing Butter Dimension 360, found a code made of POISON! | |
| 17% (5) | When you tell programmers that they're divinely commanded to work for free, your system tends to have a few bugs. | |
| 3% (1) | Learned the crushing fact that the April 20, 2006 Thursday Cliffhanger Poll would be late. Noooo! | |
| 14% (4) | Ursula ran windows. | |
| 21% (6) | Salami Prime |
28 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
--
"I got so many dogs I can barely count 'em! More than a hundred, more than a thousand! I'm addicted to dogs, it's true; Now I wanna be addicted to you." -JR/CG
"I got so many dogs I can barely count 'em! More than a hundred, more than a thousand! I'm addicted to dogs, it's true; Now I wanna be addicted to you." -JR/CG