Craisins: Forbidden Fruits (15 comments)
nightrunner
nightrunner

Initiate

From: Joisey

Posts: 23

Registered:
Nov 2003
Craisins: Forbidden Fruits
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 02:00 AM (#33634)

Stop killing my eyes, will ya? For the record, tiny tiny font doesn't pixellate (sp?) so well. Here's a list of ingredients:

cranberries and/or cranberry substitute, carnauba wax, modified corn starch, dextrose, maltose, fructose dihydramine, hydrolyzed yeast extract, animal solids, animal liquids, animal gases, animal feces, squirrel proteins and hormones, FDC Red No. 5. May contain traces of hyperpeanuts.

Yay, animal gases, for that light and airy texture!


--
"if i knew about computers, i would be the supreme being!" "silly, silly nerd"
Locked profile www
jon
jon

Dark Overlord of Chickens

From: Your Mom

Posts: 2657

Registered:
Jul 2000
Re: Craisins: Forbidden Fruits (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 08:39 AM (#33641)

Animal Faces, not Feces.


--
"I don't wanna be an inventor. I wanna be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science-fiction cartoon writer." - Cubert Farnsworth
Locked profile www
themysticalone
themysticalone

Code Monk

From: Pennsylvanialand

Posts: 640

Registered:
Jul 2003
Re: Craisins: Forbidden Fruits (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 08:49 AM (#33642)

I wish I would have read the forums before doing the strip data entry today. This is the kind of thing I would have loved to add just for the sake of completeness.


--
I like cheese. baldninja.com [baldninja.com] is my comic.
Locked profile www
jon
jon

Dark Overlord of Chickens

From: Your Mom

Posts: 2657

Registered:
Jul 2000
Re: Craisins: Forbidden Fruits (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 09:29 AM (#33643)
In Response to themysticalone (#33642):

Then you'd have to add the coupon text too.

"This coupon good for the ourchase of one (1) Super-Fun-Size Family Bushel of Mother Topeka's Brand Craisins! Offer not valid in dimensions where prohibited by law. Cash vale of this coupon is 1/40 of one Fun-Time Brand Metadollar. Craisins are good."

And here's the ingredients text verbatim:

"INGREDIENTS: Cranberries and/or
Cranberry Substitute, Caranuba Wax, Modified Corn Starch, Dextrose, Maltose, Fructose Dihydramine, Hydrolized Yeast
Extract, Animal Solids, Animal Liquids, Animal Gases, Animal Faces, Squirrel Proteins and Hormones, FDC Red No. 5
May contain traces of hyper-peanuts."


--
"I don't wanna be an inventor. I wanna be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science-fiction cartoon writer." - Cubert Farnsworth
Locked profile www
jon
jon

Dark Overlord of Chickens

From: Your Mom

Posts: 2657

Registered:
Jul 2000
Re: Craisins: Forbidden Fruits (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 10:39 AM (#33645)
In Response to jon (#33643):

I just added it to the strip notes.


--
"I don't wanna be an inventor. I wanna be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science-fiction cartoon writer." - Cubert Farnsworth
Locked profile www
themysticalone
themysticalone

Code Monk

From: Pennsylvanialand

Posts: 640

Registered:
Jul 2003
Re: Craisins: Forbidden Fruits (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 11:20 AM (#33646)
In Response to jon (#33645):

Awesome.


--
I like cheese. baldninja.com [baldninja.com] is my comic.
Locked profile www
deerboy
deerboy

Code Monk

From: The place where no Truthsayer can see.

Posts: 1726

Registered:
Jan 2001
Busy work = happy fans (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 02:19 PM (#33650)
In Response to jon (#33645):

Egads, be careful as somebody might realize that entering the strip info would be a cut and paste exercise for somebody with the digital text.


--
A clever mix of 'deer' and 'boy' [continentalmills.com]
Locked profile
mkinyon
mkinyon

Code Monk

From: metro Denver

Posts: 672

Registered:
Mar 2005
Re: Busy work = happy fans (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 04:34 PM (#33660)
In Response to deerboy (#33650):

Actually, we'd much rather copy the strip text with quill pen dipped in Jon's blood, but he objects to this idea [goats.com] for reasons he won't divulge.


--
"Ayahuascaaaaaaa" -- Squig [sinfest.net]
Locked profile www
AsphaltBuffet
Code Monk

From: Virginia is for lovers!

Posts: 877

Registered:
Sep 2002
Re: Busy work = happy fans (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 05:31 PM (#33666)
In Response to mkinyon (#33660):

i just think he doesn't like sharing...


--
No man should outlive his fictional wizard. No man!
Locked profile www
zamphir
zamphir

Code Monk

Posts: 5021

Registered:
Sep 2000
Re: Busy work = happy wives (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 06:58 PM (#33670)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#33666):

i just think he doesn't like shaving...

But, really, who does?


--
Ain't nobody here but us turkeys [youtube.com]
Locked profile
AsphaltBuffet
Code Monk

From: Virginia is for lovers!

Posts: 877

Registered:
Sep 2002
they also like vegetables (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 07:53 PM (#33672)
In Response to zamphir (#33670):

most women with pictures on the internet?


--
No man should outlive his fictional wizard. No man!
Locked profile www
zamphir
zamphir

Code Monk

Posts: 5021

Registered:
Sep 2000
Re: they also like vegetables (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 08:29 PM (#33674)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#33672):

most women with pictures on the internet?

If you believe that they enjoy it, then you've clearly bought into the entire porno-patriarchal oppression beauty myth, and do not deserve the proper platonic attention of any right-thinking womyn.


--
Ain't nobody here but us turkeys [youtube.com]
Locked profile
sakuruth
sakuruth

Code Monk

Posts: 548

Registered:
Oct 2003
Re: they also like vegetables (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 09:39 PM (#33678)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#33672):

I go to work on a regular basis, too - don't conflate doing something with enjoying it.

Alternately: No we don't! Neener neener neener.


--
While I find our conversation fascinating, I also find you terrifying, unpredictable, and armed.
Locked profile
AsphaltBuffet
Code Monk

From: Virginia is for lovers!

Posts: 877

Registered:
Sep 2002
Re: they also like vegetables (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 11:03 PM (#33679)
In Response to sakuruth (#33678):

i don't believe you. you should send such a picture to me with you not looking happy...


--
No man should outlive his fictional wizard. No man!
Locked profile www
AsphaltBuffet
Code Monk

From: Virginia is for lovers!

Posts: 877

Registered:
Sep 2002
Re: they also like vegetables (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006 - 11:04 PM (#33680)
In Response to zamphir (#33674):

what? the internet lies? men are bastards? what what?


--
No man should outlive his fictional wizard. No man!
Locked profile www
themysticalone
themysticalone

Code Monk

From: Pennsylvanialand

Posts: 640

Registered:
Jul 2003
Re: Busty work = hippy fans (Score: 3, Informative)
posted Wednesday, April 12, 2006 - 10:17 AM (#33692)
In Response to deerboy (#33650):

Having various bits of digital text stored in presumably similar fashion, I can honestly say it really doesn't take much extra time to type it all out again than it does to copy and paste it (I just did a few tests to simulate). Plus, when you account for all the props and locations and attributes and stuch, the added time of typing the test is fairly negligible when compared to the total time it takes to do the data entry.


--
I like cheese. baldninja.com [baldninja.com] is my comic.
Locked profile www
Threshold:  Locked
The Fine Print: The above comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
Hell, let's face it, we're not responsible for anything; including the things we say, do, or think. And if you sue us because you think we are? Well, we're not responsible for that either.