posted Saturday, April 08, 2006 - 02:13 AM (#33577)
Naelok [goats.com] poses a question. For reference, here's the link to Menstrua, Queen of the Kotex [goats.com].
After a week of plot exposition, we still do not know what motivates the Topekan's transdimensional kidnapping spree. However, there is little doubt that these dimension-hopping farmers have a hidden agenda...
POLL: Could it be that:
| 20% (6) | Topekans plan to use Phillip to reprogram the entire Multiverse in the Topekan image, thus purging the multiverse of alcohol once and for all. | |
| 23% (7) | The Topekans are but a front for the machinations of Menstrua, Queen of the Kotex (who seems to possess the Knack, interestingly) | |
| 16% (5) | The Topekan administration is weaving an elaborate web of lies within lies. The Almanac is the Topekan equivalent to Iraqi WMDs. Wheatina can be Bush. Clara is definitely Cheney... and I guess Farmella can be Rumsfeld. | |
| 16% (5) | The Topekans are benevolent and all-embracing. All they wish for is that the multiverse embrace God in all His porky, digested glory. | |
| 23% (7) | Clara the Cowputer is, in reality, Khan Jr., whose spirit was cast across the reaches of the Multiverse and then resurrected in cow form. |
30 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
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