posted Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 06:34 PM (#33108)
Do they really "run sims"? Or is it a form of divination? Are those concepts really so different? Do we even care?
POLL: How do the Topekans run sims?
| 12% (3) | Haruspication or extispicy: they read pig entrails. Pig entrails stuffed with yams. | |
| 16% (4) | Tiromancy: they read cheese curds. This clearly explains p. 789 of the Almanac. | |
| 41% (10) | Ovispicy: they dress up sheep in interesting outfits, and then just sit back and watch. The Topekans like to watch. | |
| 12% (3) | Bovination: c'mon, this one's about cows. Laugh, dammit. | |
| 16% (4) | Triticumancy: wheat... lots of wheat... fields of wheat... a tremendous amount of wheat... |
24 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
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