I can find many things that trouble me.

(and i couldn't get to this before now since i've been working and just got a chance in class so HA, i didn't have to be reminded)

	7% (4)	The large swedish-looking fellow that looks like he was just fired from Ikea.
	7% (4)	The new implantable metal barrette from Claire's. New, with self-tapping screws!!!
	43% (22)	Furry, strangley swedish-looking Phineas/Fish-dragon. WTF?
	5% (3)	Strange attraction to nicely molded female abs.
	35% (18)	The BEER!!! They spilled the BEER!!! Quick lick it up!

What I found most interesting is that the blood in Jon's beard has faded since the nosebleed. You get a feeling for how quickly color leaches out of the Pub Stub.
 

While the lizard creature is a kick ass awesome looking character, the spilled beer worries me.

Five second rule work with liquid?

That's not fur on the Fish/Lizard man. That's fins and barbels [wikipedia.org].

Swedish Fish? It's red, it's kinda fish-like, it's kinda Swede-like. Seems to make sense to me.

Yay, my first post in several months!

In Response to FeldmanSkitzoid (#31726):

It also wears modern-ish glasses. As i imagine the swedes do...

It's other-dimensional thems! Though the concept of Jon with boobs is well enough capable of destroying my sanity. No, what's worse is said Ikea-employee-like other-Philip. At least other-Phineas looks awesome.

that poor beer, i refuse to beleive that Alfred or jon would allow that to happen to the poor defenceless beer, OHHH the HORROR THE HORROR!!!!!!!!

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#31743):

you can notice how much the lower part of the woman's face AND teeths resemble Jon's,and the zone around the eyes too.

No, that's from Jon's admitted lack of ability in drawing differenct characters.

In Response to Rich (#31723):

I find it interesting that the majority of voters is more disturbed by the lizard/fish thing than the spilled beer. I thought there was no greater insult than the abuse of alcohol...

In Response to IceCreamAddict (#31758):

Maybe the fish thing spilled the beer. That could potentially be more disturbing than just the spilled beer.

In Response to IceCreamAddict (#31758):

unless it's a budweiser product... then it doesn't really count, just moistens the bar.

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31761):

But why the hell would Jon be drinking a bud product?

In Response to themysticalone (#31763):

I imagine that it is some sort of inter-dimensional micro brew that Jon is drinking and thus is what is spilled. On the other hand, after so many, the palette gets much less discriminant (atleast has been my experience). Maybe Alfred serves the good stuff at first and then pulls a switcheroo...

In Response to IceCreamAddict (#31764):

Maybe Alfred serves the good stuff at first and then pulls a switcheroo...

That could explain how that bottle of scotch lasts so long.

In Response to Llamarama (#31765):

This is certainly a lot more appealing than the notion of an advanced fluid reclamation/recycling unit...

In Response to themysticalone (#31763):

Because he's in an Alternate universe [goats.com]?

In Response to Euan (#31768):

Right.. Like if it were a mirror universe, Budweiser might actually taste amazingly good.

In Response to IceCreamAddict (#31758):

I thought there was no greater insult than the abuse of alcohol...

Yes, and I thought it was completely unfair that Grif, Glock, and Toshi didn't let Jon finish it.

What I have really learned from all this is that the TCPs need more lizards and more alcohol content. Measured by total vote count, AB's has been the most popular ever.

Of course, I don't know why it took a vote count to make me realize that more alcohol content is needed, since it is a generally applicable principle. Which is a fancy way of saying 'd'uh'.

In Response to mkinyon (#31776):

Yes, and I thought it was completely unfair that Grif, Glock, and Toshi didn't let Jon finish it.

Is that what their names are? How exactly do you know that?

In Response to Naelok (#31785):

Is that what their names are?

Yes.

How exactly do you know that?

Omniscience is a terrible burden.

I also read the strip info [goats.com] regularly.

In Response to mkinyon (#31786):

strip info

Oh cool, I did not know of that.

I like the name 'Glock'. Has a nice ring to it. And for some reason that I cannot adequately trace, the name 'Toshi Diplo' reminds me of Snowcrash.

Watch Jon reveal himself to be a huge tease and decide to shift to the farming dimension next strip; or worst yet something completely unrelated to what just occurred.

In Response to Naelok (#31789):

Watch Jon reveal himself to be a huge tease

Hmph. That wouldn't be much of a revelation.

Apologies for the bad link in my previous message, by the way. Starting tomorrow, it will point to the wrong strip. Here is a better link [goats.com].

I like today's strip [goats.com] because it seems to be a perfect goodbye to one of the better minor characters in recent memory. I would be surprised if we were to see Alfred again anytime soon.

In Response to Naelok (#31789):

And for some reason that I cannot adequately trace, the name 'Toshi Diplo' reminds me of Snowcrash.

Ten points to anyone (besides Zamphir) who knows where both parts of the name come from.

Watch Jon reveal himself to be a huge tease and decide to shift to the farming dimension next strip; or worst yet something completely unrelated to what just occurred.

It's all related, man.

In Response to mkinyon (#31776):

While the high voter turn out maybe due to the presence of the lizard and alcohol on the ballet,it is possible that they were votes of sympathy for AsphaltBuffet or the recurrence of forms of the words 'strange' and 'Swedish.'

In Response to IceCreamAddict (#31794):

sadly, nobody cares about me... so i appreciate the attempt but you have failed yet again.