Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (12 comments)
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Phillip would totally make a hot woman.
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 06:23 AM (#30374)
It took Jeph Jacques to point out the obvious.

Just add boobies.

Discuss.
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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 06:43 AM (#30375)
First strip I saw (which I think was Phillip/diablo playing chess), I thought phillip was a woman.

So ... yeah.
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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 07:47 AM (#30377)
with my current lifestyle, man-boobies are a distinct possibility.
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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 09:13 AM (#30382)
In Response to phillip (#30377):

Those probably would have been more useful earlier in the year [goats.com]. Come to think of it, perhaps they still would be.
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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 10:02 AM (#30386)
In Response to mkinyon (#30382):

Boobies are always useful.

I made a pact with friends that if one of us ever got boobies, that they'd let the rest of us play with them. On call.
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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 10:35 AM (#30390)
In Response to unFalln (#30386):

Boobies are always useful.

Certainly beautiful [bugbog.com], in any case.

if one of us ever got boobies, that they'd let the rest of us play with them.

All you need are eggs and an incubator.
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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 02:08 PM (#30399)
In Response to phillip (#30377):

Sounds like all those alcohol based beverages calories are catching up to you.

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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 04:35 PM (#30401)
In Response to Rich (#30399):

Um, the Great White Beast is entering its migratory period?
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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 06:01 PM (#30404)
Why do I have to be the first one to post this?


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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 06:04 PM (#30405)
In Response to mkinyon (#30390):

Phillip said man-boobies. How do you know those aren't female?
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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 06:42 PM (#30406)
In Response to Llamarama (#30405):

How do you know those aren't female?

From the fine print: "The Blue Footed Boobies above display part of their humorous courtship ritual whereby they raise their feet one at a time and then swivel their heads away from the prospective mate looking to the sky."

This doesn't exactly prove that one of them is male, but it implies that the probability is high.

I'm still thinking about the phrase "raise their feet one at a time". Considering that they're not flying, the alternative would certainly be interesting to see.
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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 06:53 PM (#30407)
Also, does anyone think it possible for Jeph Jacques to draw a woman who is not totally hot?

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Re: Phillip would totally make a hot woman. (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, November 23, 2005 - 10:43 AM (#30428)
In Response to zamphir (#30407):

Now, no, certainly not. However, Faye [questionablecontent.net] version 1 was not so high temperature.
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