Not every Thursday strip has a cliffhanger ending, but why should that stop us?

Fineas, a.k.a. MegaFish: NT Warrior, is ready to jack in to the multiverse. What wonders await therein?

	15% (5)	Nothing, because the laptop is in a wireless dead spot.
	6% (2)	He will fulfill his destiny as the One by ... aw, screw it, "the One" jokes weren't even funny when the first movie was in theaters. Or theatres if you prefer that spelling.
	24% (8)	He'll enter the Worlds of Peril storyline. Then we'll finally be rid of him in the main strip, thank God, and can get back to gag-a-day stuff in the bar.
	21% (7)	Did you know that the third verse of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" is actually about Carrie *Fish*er of Princess Leia fame? And Fineas is sharing a body with Fish. Makes you think, don't it?
	33% (11)	He's probably hungry, so he'll stop for a sandwich. Maybe salami and havarti on rye to go. No mayo please, cholestorol you know. And a diet Coke, no ice.

You spelled cholesterol wrong.

I think I probably would have voted for that option otherwise, but, you know... you spelled it wrong.

Oh sure, raise the bar for my Friday Fun Polls.

See if I care.

*sniff*

In Response to sakuruth (#30082):

No, you're thinking of that soft, fat-like, waxy substance in the bloodstream which is carried to and from cells by lipoproteins. I was referring to "cholestorol", which is obviously quite a different thing altogether, if you simply consider the etymology of the word.

Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

In Response to zamphir (#30083):

raise the bar for my Friday Fun Polls.

I thought we were performing limbo, not high jumping.

In Response to mkinyon (#30085):

I thought we were performing limbo, not high jumping.

Let's stop messing around with bar itself, and concentrate on our glasses, shall we?

And UP, sip, Down, UP, sip down, UP sip down...

In Response to zamphir (#30083):

But yours are FUN, his are CLIFFHANGERS.

Was it only for me that the poll's "vote" button said "search"?

In Response to Rich (#30090):

And he did go with the smoked meat option; and we all know Z has moved on... [goats.com]

In Response to jettaboy20 (#30103):

Mere coincidence. I simply chose one of my favorite deli options. I didn't notice until after I had submitted the post that there was yet another smoked pork product option in a poll.

Besides, it's hard to get vichy soisse to go. And even good minestrones will spoil your palate and make the rest of your meal inedible.

In Response to mkinyon (#30106):

And even good minestrones will spoil your palate and make the rest of your meal inedible.

But minestrone is a peasant soup! It's the whole meal!
(yeah, I know I don't have the quote quite right... but I'm not Agador either.)

In Response to zamphir (#30108):

But minestrone is a peasant soup! It's the whole meal!

Point taken. And maybe Fineas would only be a bit peckish anyway.

What sounds good right now would be a cesnecka followed by svickova with knedliky (sorry, no diacritical marks). And a Budvar.

In Response to mkinyon (#30110):

You're a diacritic. :-Þ

In Response to snipergirl (#30112):

Better that than a diarrhetic.

The Goats community is a diatribe.

Next? And have your dictionary at hand; points will be taken off for misspellings.

In Response to mkinyon (#30113):

Well, at least I'm not taking diuretics!

That would be a pisser...

Har de har.

In Response to snipergirl (#30115):

Joke [goats.com] using word with prefix "dia-".

In Response to mkinyon (#30116):

I used to follow Dianetics, but I had to cut back because of I became diabetic...

In Response to snipergirl (#30115):

Maybe Fineas will meet tom Cruise and discuss Dianetics.

In Response to zamphir (#30119):

You'll rue [viableherb...utions.com] the day you made that joke.

In Response to mkinyon (#30122):

Applause...

Goat's Rue that is both diaphoretic and anti-diabetic!

L33TZ!

In Response to Llamarama (#30121):

Dang! I didn't see that Zamphir had made the same joke 6 minutes before I posted my Dianetics line. Alas. So it goes when you're posting at work in between episodes of looking busy.

In Response to grjohnston (#30091):

Says "submit vote" for me...though this is well over 24 hours later.

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#30129):

Did it also say "Please login"?

In Response to mkinyon (#30106):

And even good minestrones will spoil your palate and make the rest of your meal inedible.

And salami won't?

In Response to Deathalicious (#30179):

And salami won't?

As an appetizer, salami certainly can do that, unless a decent wine is consumed along with it to keep the palate cleansed. However, after a good salami and havarti on rye, perhaps with a sliced kosher dill on the side (personally, I would skip the diet Coke), both my palate and appetite will be quite satisfied.

Actually, I'm getting hungry just writing this. A pity the fridge is almost empty.