While proudly wearing my PMR Skull t-shirt to a San Francisco goth club last night, my keen-eyed friend Amber (to give credit where due) spotted this haphazardly-photocopied flyer amongst the piles of club propaganda:

She then innocently wondered if I'd gotten my t-shirt (and my PMR t-shirt) at the Drunken Monkey Lounge; I promptly set her straight with a flash of my left sleeve.

For those who require more than just the top half of a sentence to read it, the bottom line says: "Don't make us send the monkey robot pirate after yo". My question is how they can invoke the Pirate Monkey Robot when they have no cove...