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Llamarama
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Now hold on, little chicken
posted Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 05:03 PM (#28289)
Now, I know that Oliver is a bad-ass. And I know that he and Diablo and Fineas are all revved up on a mission to get their teleportation going. And I know that Toothgnip and crew were planning to kill them all.

But when you go lighting the goat on fire...

Man, Oliver is a dick.
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zamphir
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 09:34 PM (#28293)

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Llamarama
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 09:49 PM (#28294)
In Response to zamphir (#28293):

See! What a dick.

And y'know, he really shouldn't be able to do that. Chickens don't have fingers (though yes, I remember Diablo's ass finger).
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unFalln
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 07, 2005 - 01:58 AM (#28296)
In Response to Llamarama (#28294):

That's a feather.

And I don't know about you, but most people are more entertained by people they hate, especially when they have hope that the person could be seriously harmed in the near future.
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Llamarama
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 07, 2005 - 05:18 PM (#28300)
In Response to unFalln (#28296):

And I don't know about you, but most people are more entertained by people they hate, especially when they have hope that the person could be seriously harmed in the near future.

Oh, I'm very entertained. Just starting to wonder if Toothgnip is going to recover from this as well as he did from his pop-tart overdose.

In other news, we now get our first reference to the name of this series!
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mithras_angel
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 07, 2005 - 07:02 PM (#28301)
In Response to Llamarama (#28300):

Just starting to wonder if Toothgnip is going to recover from this as well as he did from his pop-tart overdose.

If he doesn't, I'm sure he'd go well with some couscous.

Anyway, if Thor's other goats can come back from being eaten every day, then I'm sure Toothgnip can survive a small barbeque.

Even if there wasn't a dry rub beforehand.
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themysticalone
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 07, 2005 - 08:35 PM (#28302)
In Response to mithras_angel (#28301):

Except this is [i]demon fire of Xibalba[/i] which is specifically supposed to prevent things from regenerating.
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Dynedain
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 07, 2005 - 08:45 PM (#28303)
In Response to themysticalone (#28302):

And this <i></i> is HTML which is specifically supposed to work in these forums.
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themysticalone
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 07, 2005 - 09:35 PM (#28304)
In Response to Dynedain (#28303):

To be fair, it's the first time I did that on this forum. Just been posting on too many phpBB forums lately, I guess. Not sure how I made it through the preview though, because I've only had one beer.
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Robonun
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Friday, July 08, 2005 - 08:17 AM (#28307)
In Response to themysticalone (#28304):

You teetotaler, you.
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Dynedain
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Friday, July 08, 2005 - 12:22 PM (#28308)
In Response to themysticalone (#28304):

Drunkeness is an excuse.... lightweight.
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But do you ever see a person leave a cathedral toting a to-go box?

Coffins don't count.
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zamphir
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Friday, July 08, 2005 - 12:37 PM (#28309)
In Response to Dynedain (#28308):

Drunkeness is an excuse.... lightweight.

Drunkeness is directly related to bodymass...

sasquatch.

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Dynedain
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Friday, July 08, 2005 - 01:44 PM (#28311)
In Response to zamphir (#28309):

sasquatch.

Some call be "Bigfoot", because... I wear big shoes.
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zamphir
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Friday, July 08, 2005 - 04:39 PM (#28312)
In Response to Dynedain (#28311):

Some call be "Bigfoot", because... I wear big shoes.

Only in basketball does size compensate for lack of talent...

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daubergoat
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 10:30 PM (#28323)
In Response to Dynedain (#28311):

Some call be "Bigfoot"

Do you have a cold?

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GeminiCrash
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, July 10, 2005 - 01:19 AM (#28324)
In Response to daubergoat (#28323):

Do you have a cold?

I think only Jon can use that excuse.
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daubergoat
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, July 10, 2005 - 10:57 PM (#28333)
In Response to GeminiCrash (#28324):

Well, ib you talk like you hab a cold, It's going to be by first guess.
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Nagy_Vilmos
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 3, Compelling)
posted Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - 04:01 AM (#28375)
The chicken is bad. Not street-gang bad=good, but more Michael Jackson bad=should be locked up.

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Rich
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, July 13, 2005 - 12:56 PM (#28388)
In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#28375):

I have a feeling he'll be getting what he deserves.

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Nagy_Vilmos
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 14, 2005 - 04:08 AM (#28425)
In Response to Rich (#28388):

Oliver's come-uppence is down to Jon. MJ's is down to the American legal system.

Or a lone hit-man.
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Llamarama
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Re: Now hold on, little chicken (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 14, 2005 - 01:57 PM (#28430)
In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#28425):

This is funny, since Oliver's robot-building career was funded with generous start-up hush money from MJ.
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