So I got really bored one day at the base* and sat down to play with the Photoshop station.

I got around to playing with this file [goats.com] (which was my wallpaper at the time) and from here to there, I came up with this [img183.echo.cx] crazy photo picturing my friends gazing at the sky where good diablo is making a divine appearance.

Pretty weird. [img183.echo.cx]

Enjoy.

* I'm serving at the army, as required by the law here.

Weird, but properly alcoholic.

So, if he's "good" Diablo, why is he their "lord"?

"I am your lord" sounds like schtick or camp (to me)... or perhaps really tired S&M Queens having a dialogue with their Sex Dwarf™.

You have great taste in wallpaper.

In Response to Teledildonix (#27903):

In regard to your question, I will answer with your first sentence.

Although, if my commanders are by any chance reading this, I must state that no alcohol was consumed on duty hours. honest. really. what are these cuffs for?

In Response to n0nick (#27905):

So we both worked leathersex and interior decorating into the same post. Homographs are so beautiful.

What were they looking at before you photoshopped in the image? UFO?

In Response to Llamarama (#27907):

The rainbow in the sky..
UFOs are not that unique around here =P

* I'm serving at the army, as required by the law here.

Sooo...you live in Texas?

(Death*)

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#27914):

Bad Deathstar. No peanut.

Serving in the army in Texas is only required if you a: want an education but are not rich, b: have an abundance of flag-themed bumper stickers, or c: do not want to be lynched. Duh.

Oh, and you have to be a boy, too. Ours is a man's army. But not a man's man's army.

In Response to sakuruth (#27922):

Bad Deathstar.

That would be I. If Teledildonix can be Tele*, then surely I can be Death*. In fact, I'm sure I have.

In Response to Deathalicious (#27943):

Oh, I know.

But the phrase "Bad %N, no peanut" is most effective where %N is a two-syllable noun, preferably a name or reasonably descriptive title, because the rhythm of the passages remains matched. Plus, Star Wars.

You know, I never thought I would say this, but I am actually reminiscing fondly about John Ashcroft. It's all your fault - I found your last avatar amusing. Not that this one is bad or anything, but that one was really quite distinctive.

In Response to sakuruth (#27961):

I'll see what I can do.

Death*, again

In Response to sakuruth (#27961):

Better?

In Response to Deathalicious (#28022):

Frightening and yet endearing.

Hmm. I should probably get a new avatar; I love John Stamos, but part of me cries out for a new face to show the world. Or, you know, here.

Any suggestions?

In Response to sakuruth (#28040):

I'm going to have to agree with the general sentiment of everyone else here when I say...

Pictures

In Response to sakuruth (#28040):

The other John Stamos. Possibly with some playing around with a nice ol' pun revolving around "Roger" if you get what I mean, ay, ay? Deathstar style.