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I believe it was Dante who said... (16 comments)
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Clan_Hanna
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I believe it was Dante who said...
posted Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 04:41 AM (#26534)
Nothing I haven't seen thirty-seven times before.

Thirty-seven!?
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gtyrrell
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 08:49 AM (#26535)
My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!"
 
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snipergirl
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 09:49 AM (#26538)
In Response to gtyrrell (#26535):

That's nothing. Yo' momma's sucked one million and three quarters plus two.


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Dynedain
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 12:43 PM (#26541)
In Response to gtyrrell (#26535):

Try not to suck any dicks on your way there!
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gtyrrell
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 01:00 PM (#26543)
In Response to snipergirl (#26538):

Yo' momma's sucked one million and three quarters plus two.

I'm curious about the "three quarters".
 
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Clan_Hanna
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 01:09 PM (#26544)
In Response to gtyrrell (#26535):

In a row?
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unFalln
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 05, 2005 - 09:04 PM (#26554)
In Response to Clan_Hanna (#26544):

At once?

In total?

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snipergirl
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Wednesday, April 06, 2005 - 01:43 PM (#26570)
In Response to gtyrrell (#26543):

Yo' momma's curious about the three quarters (75c).
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snipergirl
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 06, 2005 - 01:44 PM (#26571)
In Response to unFalln (#26554):

While unicycling and juggling 5 shaved monkeys?
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gtyrrell
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 06, 2005 - 04:58 PM (#26575)
In Response to snipergirl (#26570):

Okay. That make sense. And given the circumstances of my birth parents, entirely likely as well.
 
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snipergirl
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, April 07, 2005 - 02:17 PM (#26589)
In Response to gtyrrell (#26575):

I am intrigued by your birth parents' implied method and lack of morals. Sign me up for a free introductory explanation of what that means! Do I get a set of free gym equipment with that?
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gtyrrell
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, April 07, 2005 - 04:03 PM (#26593)
In Response to snipergirl (#26589):

Idiot white trash 16-year-olds + nothing better to do + beer + no birth control = me. Let's hear it for Bible Belt shame, and hitting the jackpot in the adoptive parents category (educated, passing through on their way back to civilization, in possession of all their teeth).

And while the offer doesn't come with gym equipment, I'd encourage you to do a few push-ups so that you look good in your complimentary wife-beater (you can write the Goats URL on the back in marker).
 
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unFalln
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, April 07, 2005 - 06:54 PM (#26596)
In Response to gtyrrell (#26593):

Snipergirl in a wifebeater?

I just got this feeling that the destiny of all males on this planet is doomed.
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tynic
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Friday, April 08, 2005 - 12:09 AM (#26601)
I like to imagine Evil Hitler has an accent like the Germans in 'Allo 'Allo.

... man, I miss that show.
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Teledildonix
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'Allo 'Allo (Score: 2)
posted Friday, April 08, 2005 - 01:48 AM (#26602)
In Response to tynic (#26601):

You yearn for Ze Portrait of Ze Fallen Madonna Vizz Ze Bik Boobiesh by Von Klompf vich vas hidden inside ze sausage marked viz ze zwaztika?! "Listen very carefully, for I shall say zis only once!" "Zat's what you always say!"

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gtyrrell
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Re: 'Allo 'Allo (Score: 2)
posted Friday, April 08, 2005 - 12:35 PM (#26603)
In Response to Teledildonix (#26602):

"Good Moaning".

That still cracks me up.
 
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snipergirl
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Re: I believe it was Dante who said... (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 10, 2005 - 09:57 AM (#26611)
In Response to unFalln (#26596):

I think it's more like the destiny of all females stupid enough to date me while I'm wearing a blue singlet. Wait, that probably means a high proportions of similarly attired patrons of the Glasshouse (lesbian bar). Which means we're both doomed...

AHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
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