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deerboy
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Recursive Space Cows
posted Sunday, March 20, 2005 - 10:06 PM (#26203)
Recursive Space Cows
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Re: Recursive Space Cows (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Sunday, March 20, 2005 - 10:26 PM (#26204)
Self-referential Cosmic Dairy [goats.com]

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Fables of the Space Cows of the Fables (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 21, 2005 - 01:22 AM (#26206)
Dare I ask what feeds on dead space cows?
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Re: Fables of the Space Cows of the Fables (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 21, 2005 - 01:30 AM (#26207)
In Response to deerboy (#26206):

what feeds on dead space cows?

Patriotic children with heads full of folded prion protein... also known as "Bush twins".

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Re: Fables of the Space Cows of the Fables (Score: 1)
posted Monday, March 21, 2005 - 05:52 PM (#26227)
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I thought that Coors was running those ads featuring twins?
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Re: Fables of the Space Cows of the Fables (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 21, 2005 - 08:33 PM (#26234)
In Response to 3mj4y (#26227):

Twin feeds feed added folded bush twins' [goats.com] of course.

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Re: Fables of the Space Cows of the Fables (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 21, 2005 - 10:37 PM (#26238)
In Response to 3mj4y (#26227):

Is your sig an emoticon or does mind-numbing anger cloud my vision?
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Click, click, grin, grin (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 21, 2005 - 10:57 PM (#26240)
In Response to Teledildonix (#26207):

I was thinking of something a bit more scavenging, less serpentine.
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Scrapie Scavengers (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 12:29 AM (#26243)
In Response to deerboy (#26240):

Is it possible for maggots to catch Mad Cow Disease? Well, i guess those Bush twins could feed the answer again.

With an answer, the critical step is reached. Previous self-referential iterations may now be resolved. Feel free to go back and touch yourself.

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Re: Fables of the Space Cows of the Fables (Score: 2, Awesome)
posted Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 01:27 AM (#26244)
In Response to deerboy (#26238):

It's actually a Decepticon... so be on guard.
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Re: Recursive Space Cows (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 11:08 AM (#26250)
And now we know what a Recursive Space Cow looks like. [goats.com]

As cool as the RSCs are, and Space Hitler's eyestalks, and the little atomic-powered beanie, I think I like the streamers the handlebars of Good Hitler's boater-cycle [wigu.com] the best.
 
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Re: Recursive Space Cows (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 01:11 PM (#26252)
In Response to gtyrrell (#26250):

...I like the streamers the handlebars of Good Hitler's boater-cycle the best.

That's a jet ski as long as I have something to say about it.

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Re: Recursive Space Cows (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 04:52 PM (#26254)
In Response to Rich (#26252):

You say ToPAYto, I say ToPAHto.
 
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Hot stuff (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 10:59 PM (#26256)
In Response to gtyrrell (#26254):

I say 'TopahTIyo'


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Tickle you're fancy (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 11:02 PM (#26257)
In Response to Teledildonix (#26243):

No, I was thinking something a bit more warm-blooded.
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fancier TiHKAL (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 01:11 AM (#26258)
In Response to deerboy (#26257):

Maybe those weren't the amino acids you had in mind.

Were the Bush twins raised on a diet of tacos de sesos? Their family's behavior might be explained by advanced vCJD rather than by matryoshka cows from dead space.

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Love is the drug (Score: 1, Incoherent)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 01:37 AM (#26259)
In Response to Teledildonix (#26258):

No. No. Replace those Replace those leaves leaves with feathers with feathers.
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Offal admission (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 01:48 AM (#26260)
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I admit i give up... what creature?

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Re: Love is the drug (Score: 1, Redundant)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 06:10 AM (#26261)
In Response to deerboy (#26259):

-1 Incoherent!

Because it's Wednesday!
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Re: Love is the drug (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 11:10 AM (#26263)
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Apparently, Redundant is the new hotness.
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Or is it merely recursive? (Score: 1, Redundant)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 11:26 AM (#26265)
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Apparently, Redundant is the new hotness.
I think you're repeating yourself [goats.com].

So, if you make Swiss cheese from milk from a recursive space cow... are all the holes actually Kliene bottles?

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Fowl Odor (Score: 1, Redundant)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 11:51 AM (#26268)
In Response to Teledildonix (#26260):

I admit i give up... what creature?
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taint (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 04:41 PM (#26273)
In Response to deerboy (#26268):

There's a shortcoming in that Evil Cock theory.

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Round and Round (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 08:56 PM (#26274)
In Response to Teledildonix (#26273):

I sense that the answer is circling around your head.
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Re: Round and Round (Score: 3, Obscure Reference)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 09:11 PM (#26275)
In Response to deerboy (#26274):

I sense movement... Hello?! Is anybody there?!
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Buzzards at Bay (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 09:50 PM (#26276)
In Response to unFalln (#26275):

Don't mind me, o tasty russet charmer. It's just silliness like a song of There's a Hole in the Bucket, Dear Liza, Dear Liza. Much like the aforementioned Swiss Cheese and Evil Cock, the whole thing needs only an escape clause to recapitulate into a concrescence of self-satisfaction.

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