Where is Goats when you really want it, anyways?

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That's all.

Sorry, I had forgotten to upload it on time. Drinking margaritas is a priority, you understand.

It's ok Jon I think we can all forgive you for that slight oversite, just be prepared to deal with the consequences of another late comic. if it's late...all the beer you try to drink will turn into a...umm...A SOY BASED HEALTH BEVERAGE! *insert evil laugh here*

In Response to Mac_the_Knife (#19767):

Several things.

1: Please stop shouting. Even if some of us are deaf, it does not actually affect our ability to read words on a computer screen.

2: You only need to put one punctuation mark indicating the completion of a statement after any given sentence. (This technically applies to your other posts.) Likewise, please learn where you should place a comma - separating clauses - and where you need a semicolon, comma+conjunction, or full stop - separating statements. Follow this up by learning that you need to capitalize the first letter of each sentence, and top it off by learning the proper use for an ellipsis. Ta-da. Punctuation 101, which should have been covered in your English classes since approximately 3rd grade.

3: Spelling! Your computer surely has a spell-check function. 'Oversite' does not exist; 'oversight' might be the word you're looking for.

4: Never, ever do that to a man's beer. Especially a man like Jon, or possibly Phillip. Besides, he was drinking! What better excuse is there for a late comic than drinking?

5: Your login is terribly unoriginal. Also, it is misspelt. Assuming you mean to reference the character from Threepenny Opera, you would be looking for Mack the Knife. Not that originality is necessarily mandatory, but that's low even by online login standards.

That said, welcome to the Goats forums.

In Response to sakuruth (#19776):

Your login is terribly unoriginal. Also, it is misspelt. Assuming you mean to reference the character from Threepenny Opera, you would be looking for Mack the Knife.

No.

I'm sure he's referencing a gossip columnist from MacWeek.

It's still not original.

In Response to zamphir (#19779):

Well, then.

Remove the 'misspelling' charge and replace it with one for having absolutely terrible taste.

I like Brecht.

two things
1. I apologize for my ranting in the first posts I made, I was a little tipsy and not thinking the best when I made them so forgive the ranting mode I was in.
2. My name is actually a referance to the SONG Mack The knife by Louis Armstrong, and its spelled wrong because it's a nickname I picked up in school in like grade 1 cuz I was too young to know how to spell the song name right and it just sort of stuck so I kept it.

In Response to Mac_the_Knife (#19826):

it's a nickname I picked up in school in like grade 1 cuz I was too young to know how to spell the song name right and it just sort of stuck so I kept it.

I'm guessing that was about 5 years ago? Maybe you overestimate your progress since then.

Anyhew, I think you were referring to "Mac Tonight". Of course, that also predates you by a demidecade, so wrong again.

no It's from 'Mack The Knife' the song
And as for the grade six comment you can go right ahead and think whatever you like. I'm not here to be loved by everyone so if you need to ridicule me that's fine

In Response to Mac_the_Knife (#19842):

The song 'Mack the Knife' is from Brechts' Threepenny Opera.

This conversation sucks. Lets talk about sandwiches.

In Response to tynic (#19843):

I want a magical ham sandwhich. No matter what ingredients you attempt to add, it always comes out... tasty!

In Response to deerboy (#19839):

Anyhew, I think you were referring to "Mac Tonight"

Here I was thinking he felt like chicken tonight.

In Response to Mac_the_Knife (#19842):

.oOps sorRy cuz

In Response to themysticalone (#19844):

... wow. That's a brilliant idea. It's like bacon in sandwich form! (Everything tastes better with bacon).

In Response to tynic (#19875):

(Everything tastes better with bacon)

Except, oddly enough, bacon.

In Response to tynic (#19875):

I must test this theory. See, people are wont proclaim "x goes well with anything!"

I test this theory with three other foods.

a) cheese
b) chocolate
c) peanut butter

Bacon + cheese is good. I know this already. That passes.
Chocolate + bacon or peanut butter + bacon probably does not pass.