Oh boy, I'd love a T-shirt like that!

Would anybody else like to see a Fish T-shirt saying I live in Beer (or something along those lines?

	58% (27)	Yes
	6% (3)	No
	21% (10)	Chocolate
	13% (6)	No, I want Fish to marry me!

<pedant> I would like to see a shirt of the aforementioned description, but I would need to consider more seriously if I were asked to buy one. </pedant>

In honor of Kornz and his suggestions about marriage to animals, and just to spite Zamphir ;-) i voted in favor of Fish nuptials... because it's so vital that i declare my everlasting devotion in front of our families, our church, our nation, and a large number of innocent onlookers.

Will you marry me, dear Fish? Will you be my wet, beer-soaked spouse? Will i have to disavow sashimi forever?

Will i be able to afford the dowry, and will we have enough room in the toybox for all of our combined belongings once we shack up?

In Response to Teledildonix (#18362):

I'm not sure Fish is too interested in being wed to people who won't dress-up as a pink flight attendant.

In Response to unFalln (#18365):

I figured that was probably the case. But i have tendency to burst out with petty sarcasm and other types of pointless public behavior from time to time. Lacking any really impressive wit, valuable insight, or persuasive social skills, i tend to resort to this other kind of nonsense.

There are probably some weird dissonant subsections of my brain opposing each other. Part of me wants to get along with people, and participate jovially in everybody's fun and games. Other parts of me want to be completely unnoticed, garnering no attention whatsoever. Some part of me wants to take tynic's advice and egotistically pretend that you're all figments anyway. The end result is this weirdo that fails to completely achieve any of those objectives.

I still have no idea what pussywillow mopegaggery [goats.com] is, but i intend to do it well. If i learn that it's something particularly thrilling, i'll start begging to have it put on a T-shirt.

In Response to Teledildonix (#18368):

And yet, here I was thinking you'd have a go at being the latest politically-correct in-flight entertainment. Maybe this could be our next months worth of competitionage.

Everyone, post the most flattering picture of yourself shrouded in pink-flight-attendent-ness, and you could win!

I should probably start backing this word win when I say it one day soon...

In Response to unFalln (#18358):

I'm sure that's what I was thinking, but I just voted yes.

In Response to Teledildonix (#18362):

wait, it was a suggestion?

In Response to kornz (#18384):

Well, now that you mention it, it sounded more like a COMMAND! Suggestions are usually at a lower VOLUME!

In Response to Teledildonix (#18387):

I WILL talk AS loud as I WANT and DEEM FIT for THE SITUATION!

In Response to kornz (#18420):

Thank you, Mr. DeMartino. How's that eye?

In Response to Clan_Hanna (#18421):

Damn my lack of mod points. +1 Daria.

In Response to sakuruth (#18422):

Here I am with points, but a previous post in thread. Stupid karma.

In Response to unFalln (#18358):

But surely to see one, you must come into possession of one and that would require the buying of one?

What about a T-shirt with "Porn: Its What's For Lunch" Hmmm?? Though I also fully back the return of the Fish shirt.

All right, we'll do one. One of the next few shirts.

I've got some preliminary ideas for the design.

But you all have to buy one. Promise?

In Response to jon (#18525):

fine, but what ever happened to my plastic fish that you freeze and put in a mug of beer idea?

In Response to kornz (#18531):

For the record, it is a plastic fish you freeze and put on top of your vibrator.

As far as the wait goes, apparently Jon's Romco Instideatoproduct 2000 is on the fritz.

In Response to deerboy (#18532):

apparently Jon's Romco Instideatoproduct 2000 is on the fritz.

I blame Andrew Bell [dyzplastic.com].

But in the nicest possible way.

In Response to deerboy (#18532):

Ron Popeil is a hideous evil genious who should be stroking a white kitten in bandages. I've never had fish on my vibrator; but men are from Mars, women are from Venus, some of us are from Uranus, some of you know a limerick about a twelve inch pianist, and i want to personally thank the inventors of the world's largest vibrating rubber dong even if they're not popeil-o-matic ronco-tronic.

Mmmm... that's good bass...

In Response to deerboy (#18532):

Also for the record, if you're going to use frozen vibrator add-ons make sure that they are plastic and not metal. If you thought that getting your tongue stuck to a frozen pole was painful and embarrassing....

In Response to Teledildonix (#18535):

Somehow, I knew somebody's pervy-sense would explode all over that one.

In Response to jen (#18548):

Personal experience?

Cheers,
Graham

In Response to jen (#18548):

thought that getting your tongue stuck to a frozen pole was painful and embarrassing...

I'd think it wouldn't be very comfortable for the ... pole ... either.

Plus, the whole freezing process...

In Response to deerboy (#18550):

Apparently, after enough bong hits, i've been known to explode all over anything vibrator-esque, even if it's not vibrating. If it's attached to a friend, i usually ask nicely first; if it's an inanimate object (can it be inanimate and vibrating?) i tend to have my way with it unapologetically.

You probably don't have any interest in this, as far as i can tell. So your lesson is [Phil Hartman's narrational voice]: "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball™."

In Response to Teledildonix (#18559):

I had a friend once he took some ecstasy
Tried to marry me and every one in the room
He was sort of loving kinda caring,

kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy
It got a bit messy all over the curtains,
arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting