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jon
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new goats flyer
posted Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 02:39 PM (#18325)
Howdy. I'm in the midst of putting together a new flyer for Comic-Con. As before, I'd like to put six strips, three on a side, on the flyer so people can get a taste of Goats.

Can you people suggest a few for inclusion, preferably from the color-era (which will save me tons of time and hopefully feature our best artwork)? Each strip should stand alone on it's own fairly well and be funny.

Please post links to the appropriate archive pages if you can. Thanks!
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RandallS
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 03:13 PM (#18332)
I nominate What About Love? [goats.com] Quite the tender Goats moment.

For a not-so-tender moment. Vaseline is Old School [goats.com]
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Teledildonix
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 03:30 PM (#18333)
These aren't in color, i'm afraid, but they seem to stand alone just fine.

I have to beg for a job with Hot-Dog-On-A-Stick? [goats.com]

Instructive Ass Tattoo [goats.com]

Baked Lay's [goats.com]

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albionsoft
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 04:31 PM (#18336)
I personally love the Jesus loves Dick strip, and have used it to turn people on to the strange thing that is Goats.

Dunno how you'll fit the other two strips on that side though...

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Graham
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themysticalone
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 04:59 PM (#18338)
Hey ladies... [goats.com] is one of my personal all-time favorites.

Free porn... [goats.com] is also quite excellent.
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DantePendragon
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 3, Informative)
posted Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 05:29 PM (#18341)
Robert Goule [goats.com] The mind of a fish is powerful.

Con Guests [goats.com]

Web Comic Panel [goats.com] Sticking with the Con theme

Weapons of Mass Destruction [goats.com] Everyone Loves Bush!

Jump the Shark! [goats.com] You could get a nice bush/jesus page going with these two and Jesus loves Dick

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kornz
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 07:11 PM (#18345)
if I could make a suggestion, you COULD, along with strips, do a drawing of ladies dressed as sexy tigers [goats.com]
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tynic
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 3, Compelling)
posted Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 10:07 PM (#18353)
Knife is not a verb [goats.com], or twelve-inch steel johnson [goats.com]

either of those stand alone pretty well. And they're pure comedy gold.
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mcgrue
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 08, 2004 - 01:33 AM (#18369)
The people have spoken, Jon, and they love sodomy.
[goats.com]

My initial thought was the "They don't call us the Great Satan for nothing!" one, but it doesn't work without the series, sadly.
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mcgrue
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 08, 2004 - 01:37 AM (#18370)
In Response to kornz (#18345):

You really latch onto an idea when it gets stuck in your head, doncha?

If you want your Goats-style softcore furry fetish to be relieved anytime soon, bribe Jon with large amounts of money.
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kornz
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 08, 2004 - 01:29 PM (#18383)
In Response to mcgrue (#18370):

I WOULD IF I HAD MONEY!
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jon
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 08, 2004 - 01:53 PM (#18386)
We're good on suggestions -- I'm putting together the flyers now. Thanks, fellas.
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themysticalone
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 08, 2004 - 04:03 PM (#18390)
In Response to jon (#18386):

Most excellent. Do we get to see a sneak preview, or do we have to visit you at cons and bribe you with money in exchange for t-shirts first?
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snipergirl
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Re: new goats flyer (Score: 2)
posted Friday, July 09, 2004 - 06:47 AM (#18409)
Dammit i think i am too late to suggest the "osmosis" one!
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