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FeldmanSkitzoid
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Goats: the acronym
posted Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 10:47 PM (#16643)
Just thought it'd be fun for people to come up with what they think GOATS would stand for if it were an acronym. Here's a few that I threw together just now:

Guardians Of Amazingly Tasty Simians
Gentle Old Avians Twittering Sweetly
God Of Alabama Turnip Sacks

Now come up with your own, dammit. I'm not here to entertain you all day. That's Jon's job.
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tynic
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, May 02, 2004 - 10:51 PM (#16644)
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zamphir
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 3, Super-Genius)
posted Monday, May 03, 2004 - 12:02 AM (#16646)
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themysticalone
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2)
posted Monday, May 03, 2004 - 12:10 AM (#16648)
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snipergirl
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 0, Stupid)
posted Monday, May 03, 2004 - 03:48 AM (#16652)
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michele9993
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2)
posted Monday, May 03, 2004 - 06:14 AM (#16653)
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Grimicus
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Monday, May 03, 2004 - 04:24 PM (#16669)
You can't have an acronym thingy on the intardnet and not go recursive:

Goats often ate the Spoo
Goats ordinarily act terribly Spunky
Goats orbit alien terror spikes

Well, that's enough for now.
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deerboy
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Monday, May 03, 2004 - 04:47 PM (#16672)
Goad Others' Acronyms That Suck
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themysticalone
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Monday, May 03, 2004 - 11:00 PM (#16678)
Gee, Ordinary Acronyms Truly Suck
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 1)
posted Monday, May 03, 2004 - 11:14 PM (#16681)
Giraffes Only Act Trendy Sometimes
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Get Obnoxious Ass-clown To Stop

Done and done.

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Rich
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 11:25 AM (#16695)
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deerboy
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 03:08 PM (#16702)
In Response to themysticalone (#16678):

Great Originality Almost Takes Seconds
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Deathalicious
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, May 04, 2004 - 06:08 PM (#16707)
In Response to Grimicus (#16669):

Goats: Offloading Advance T-Shirts
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Teledildonix
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 12:59 PM (#16762)
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albionsoft
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 4, Funny)
posted Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 03:04 PM (#16771)
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Dynedain
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2, Stupid)
posted Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 05:15 PM (#16790)
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bobo
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Friday, May 07, 2004 - 07:00 PM (#16938)
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Phobos
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 1)
posted Friday, May 07, 2004 - 08:28 PM (#16943)
In Response to bobo (#16938):

Gazelle Orgies And Tran-Sexuals
Good Ole Areola Teet Sucker
Grope Only Around The South

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alethio
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 05:10 PM (#17457)
In Response to Phobos (#16943):

God: Only another theological subject

Great, Orion already toasted sweetpeas

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idiotless
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2, Clever)
posted Monday, May 31, 2004 - 10:49 AM (#17564)
In Response to alethio (#17457):

Grumpy Oranges Are Technically Sane
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stilllwaiting
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 2)
posted Monday, May 31, 2004 - 05:26 PM (#17573)
good omens against tragic sobriety
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 1, Funny)
posted Monday, May 31, 2004 - 10:50 PM (#17575)
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idiotless
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 1)
posted Friday, June 11, 2004 - 06:28 PM (#17696)
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 1, Clever)
posted Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 11:38 PM (#17754)
wow... how... *ehem* Great... Of you...

can someone make the Acronym "goats" fit The Subject "waste of time"?
i mean... God... Or Are you lot Too Stupid?

Signed,
Two Americans Out of Georgia
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reoffender12
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Re: Goats: the acronym (Score: 1)
posted Friday, June 18, 2004 - 08:49 PM (#17812)
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