trend_pimp has to have one of my favorite signatures ever...

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I quit. Drawing is dangerous. I hurt my ass finger.

I'm also a fan of "Jimmy is a Pyro".

Anybody have other favorite signatures (from here or other boards)?

I'm rather partial to sakaruth's current signature.

...while they didn't care at all about anyone arriving, they were always very pleased to see someone go.

In Response to tynic (#16630):

This isn't anyone's signature, but it should be. Phobos creates pure hilarity.

And so, the whole idea of utopianism crumbles beneath the controversial social issue of eye-cocking.

Jon's previous sig amused me greatly when it was deployed. I traded it with others on this neverending information road, while sharing a tin of Beanz heating slowly over a flamewar.

For posterity, from google cache:

"He who fights with ferrets should be careful lest he thereby become a ferret."
~Friedrich "Ferrets Rock" Nietzsche

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I like my food irradiated, just like Mother Artifice intended it to be.

Not sure whose signature this was, but i liked it enough to research the source. Apparently, Aird writes crime fiction:

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-- Catherine Aird

In addition to memorable tag lines, i've always been tickled by clever ASCII art and emoticons. If anybody has seen some really good ones, maybe this is the thread where they could be mentioned; or maybe they could start a new thread. Let me put on my thinking-cap...
<|8-)

In Response to Teledildonix (#16827):

My favorite 'newly discovered' emoticon would be the YAY.

  \o/ Yaaaaay!

In Response to Teledildonix (#16827):

I like this Japanese-style emoticon:

m(_ _)m m(_ _)m

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

In Response to Robonun (#16900):

That's some serious effort. I never really got past "unibrow":

[:-|

In Response to tynic (#16654):

Now the question is whether it's more humorous in or out of context =/