whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (19 comments)
kornz
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whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu?
posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 09:43 AM (#15903)
but... but..... but...

andrew = confused
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 09:53 AM (#15904)
Funny you guys should mention Cthulhu. [goats.com]

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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 3, Informative)
posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 10:48 AM (#15905)
lingering zombie immortality + radioactivity + red bull = elder god

It's fairly simple to understand. I thought everyone knew this?
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Deathalicious
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 10:55 AM (#15906)
In Response to jon (#15905):

Red Bull.
It gives you tentacles!
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 10:57 AM (#15907)
In Response to jon (#15905):

lingering zombie immortality + radioactivity + red bull = elder god

Isn't science fun, kids?

Dr. Chemist, what would happen if I used Gatorade Blue instead of Red Bull?

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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 12:58 PM (#15914)
"lingering zombie immortality + radioactivity + red bull = elder god"

Hmm...those second two should be no problem, but I'm afraid that the first one is a little inaccessible to me at this time. Drat.
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 3, Obscure Reference)
posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 01:17 PM (#15917)
...

*waits*

...

...I guess no one's else was thinking of a "very special moment" involving TenticleElderGodFish and Reese?

...I think I need more sleep.
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Rich
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 01:50 PM (#15918)
In Response to FeldmanSkitzoid (#15914):

"lingering zombie immortality + radioactivity + red bull = elder god"

Hmm...those second two should be no problem, but I'm afraid that the first one is a little inaccessible to me at this time. Drat.


Picks up phone...

"Homeland Defense Department."
"Yeah, there's this guy in the Goats.com forums who has access to radioactivity and his avatar is someone wearing robes. I'm not pointing fingers but..."

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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 02:10 PM (#15920)
In Response to PMAvers (#15917):

...I guess no one's else was thinking of a "very special moment" involving TenticleElderGodFish and Reese?

She'll be eaten, just like everyone else.

I was gonna link to the Cthulhu Chick Tract [howardhallis.com], but now it is gone... *sniff*
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Deathalicious
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 03:36 PM (#15924)
In Response to Grimicus (#15920):

I was gonna link to the Cthulhu Chick Tract [howardhallis.com], but now it is gone... *sniff*

Here you go, babe. [ibiblio.org]
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kornz
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 09:53 AM (#15972)
In Response to jon (#15905):

i am really curious how this will fit into the already established crab city/spummy timeline....
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 01:28 AM (#16043)
In Response to Deathalicious (#15924):

If I remember my last trip to the Peculiar correctly (and my trips to the peculiar don't really involve much in the way of remembering things), there's a sushi place right up the stairs from the pub. I think I see a way out of this...
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2)
posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 01:52 AM (#16044)
In Response to dark_jester (#16043):

That could get ugly.

I have always been a big proponent of dead sushi. Living sushi is wrong, reprehensible, and difficult to hold with chopsticks.

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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 1)
posted Monday, April 19, 2004 - 04:15 PM (#16083)
In Response to jon (#15905):

And to think they laughed at me when I said I thought Red Bull was evil. Now, I have proof. I am vindicated.
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2)
posted Saturday, May 08, 2004 - 03:41 PM (#16964)
In Response to ritre (#16949):

Please read the FAQ.

So we can properly skewer you for your bad typing/spelling.

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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2, Intriguing)
posted Thursday, June 03, 2004 - 04:41 PM (#17604)
No, no, no, Fish is too naive to be an Elder God. However Jon might be The Page of Cups... or not. Examine the photographic evidence. Decide for yourselves. Link [sorcerersworkshop.org]
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kornz
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2)
posted Friday, June 04, 2004 - 07:19 PM (#17609)
fish is not the true cthulu, but we await the honor of being eaten first... HA HA all the rest of you will spend eternity going mad in his illustrious bowels.

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Deathalicious
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 2)
posted Monday, June 07, 2004 - 02:56 PM (#17620)
In Response to kornz (#17609):

Oh, all of a sudden you're not confused [goats.com] anymore?!?

Who died and made you ultimate arbitrar of Fish's Cthulfullness?
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Re: whao whao WHAO, fish = cthulu? (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Monday, June 07, 2004 - 03:29 PM (#17622)
In Response to Deathalicious (#17620):

the dark one
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