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My killer robot will fuck your honor student (27 comments)
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evilaltor
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My killer robot will fuck your honor student
posted Monday, January 12, 2004 - 03:34 AM (#12655)
Is that *really* what the sticker on Oliver's door [goats.com] says, or are my eyes deceiving me? And why do I smell another tee in the offing?
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zamphir
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Monday, January 12, 2004 - 07:54 AM (#12659)
Actually, I find the skull sticker on the door to be more telling.

Now we know where Jon got Oliver's "personality".

But I am still left wondering exactly how many 'accessories', and of what nature, Oliver will be putting on his robot....
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jon
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almost. (Score: 3, Super-Genius)
posted Monday, January 12, 2004 - 08:32 AM (#12660)
"My Killer Robot Skull-Fucked Your Honor Student."
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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: almost. (Score: 0)
posted Monday, January 12, 2004 - 08:50 AM (#12661)
In Response to jon (#12660):

Even better. I initially thought it was "shall fuck", but thought that was too proper. Should have taken the clue from the dieselsweeties skull, but it was too early for my brain to be working.
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evilaltor
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Advanced muppetry (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Monday, January 12, 2004 - 08:53 AM (#12662)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#12661):

That was, of course, me again. Apparently it is still too early for my brain to be working.
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michele9993
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 3, Compelling)
posted Friday, January 16, 2004 - 03:56 PM (#12915)
If that was made into a sticker I would definatly buy it....I'm not sure that I'm brave enough to wear a shirt with Skull-Fuck on it. But I can definaly put that on my nalgene. (the offensive one, I OF COURSE, have different sticker themes for my nalgenes)
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zamphir
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Friday, January 16, 2004 - 04:00 PM (#12916)
In Response to michele9993 (#12915):

put that on my nalgene.

But, but, but think of the bunnies [rmad.org]!
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tor
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 4, Super-Genius)
posted Saturday, January 17, 2004 - 01:49 AM (#12938)
In Response to zamphir (#12916):

Damn straight "think of the animals". I refuse to buy or use anything that hasn't been tested on animals, I prefer things that have been tested on humans and for a long time but there are times only a bunny will do.

Hell I'm still not comfortable walking past those shops that crap on and on about how they spare the animals.

On one hand they are liars because some of their stuff must be tested on animals for it to be sold in some countries (no links at the moment but I watched a doco on it and found links at the time I'm sure you could do the same).

On the other hand (the first one was my reasonable response hand) I want to organise protests outside with pictures of thalidomide kids and stuff and rant away in the same uninformed and provocative manner that hippies do when people do stuff they disagree with.

Testing on animals saves humans. That's why it is still used, despite the element of fun that it may be for some people the cost involved means that it'd be dropped quicker'n a hotcake should there be a cheaper procedure.

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zamphir
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 2)
posted Saturday, January 17, 2004 - 10:10 AM (#12942)
In Response to tor (#12938):

Damn straight "think of the animals"

Huh. Hooked the wrong fish.

Back in the water for you!
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FeldmanSkitzoid
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, January 17, 2004 - 01:02 PM (#12943)
In Response to michele9993 (#12915):

Nalgene?
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Phobos
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, January 17, 2004 - 01:33 PM (#12947)
Ahh, the sweet smell of randomly pillaging orifices.
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dcook32p
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, January 17, 2004 - 10:32 PM (#12954)
And why do I smell another tee in the offing?
I'd like to see one for "Talking to you is an intensely damaging experience."
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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 3, Super-Genius)
posted Saturday, January 17, 2004 - 10:59 PM (#12955)
In Response to dcook32p (#12954):

Nah, I'd rather have "Tasty, yet morally ambiguous."

That way I'm also an advertisement and a whore for capitalism.
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MacDancer
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 0, Stupid)
posted Tuesday, January 27, 2004 - 07:37 PM (#13480)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#12955):

Nalgene is a type of liquid bottle, pretty much just like any other, except they are generally much, much stronger. A friend of mine let some idle school-yard kids try to break hers, but they couldn't. They didn't try a blowtorch though. Anyway, Nalgene has become a minor generalization, I think, like the word popsicle is a huge generalization. If you want a paper on the subject, just e-mail me, and it's money first, paper later.
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zamphir
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 1, Obnoxious)
posted Tuesday, January 27, 2004 - 08:20 PM (#13484)
In Response to MacDancer (#13480):

You replied to the wrong message.

Maybe you should stop posting while under the influence of stupidity.
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tynic
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Tuesday, January 27, 2004 - 08:24 PM (#13485)
In Response to zamphir (#13484):

Ironically, this is actually a good post, (well, relatively). It responds on topic, doesn't ramble too much, and contains some non-redundant information. I guess I knew it was too good to be true.

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MacDancer
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 0, Redundant)
posted Tuesday, January 27, 2004 - 09:51 PM (#13490)
In Response to tynic (#13485):

Argh...
   
  I'll never get things completely right will I... Of course, it's a damn sight better than some I've posted. I really wish there was a "Delete Post" button on this forum. Looking back, I'm wondering "What the hell was I thinking?! Wait, never mind, I don't want to know..."
   
  stop posting while under the influence of stupidity
   
  'S a good idea... The problem is, I don't know if I'm still on it or not, and I can't get a breathalyzer thingie for it... Ah well, I guess I'll just start waiting longer. And if anyone here thinks I'm an insignificant idiot who needs a good hit of a the reality stick, looking back on my posts here, I have to agree with you.
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Evander
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Friday, January 30, 2004 - 01:17 AM (#13634)
In Response to MacDancer (#13490):

I really wish there was a "Delete Post" button on this forum. Looking back, I'm wondering "What the hell was I thinking?! Wait, never mind, I don't want to know..." I'd rather prefer an edit post button.

It's not that I actually want to change anything that I've said, I just happen to have the gift of attrocious spelling and spell-checking skills, and I only notice my errors once everything has already been posted for a day or so. even in the preview, I miss it.
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tor
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 06:52 PM (#13749)
In Response to Evander (#13634):

an edit button means people can escape the long term ramifications of being an idiot... the knowledge that stupid things are staying here forever makes you think a little more before posting.

in theory.
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michele9993
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 09:52 PM (#13755)
In Response to zamphir (#12916):

yes, so apparently I did not make this clear before, but remember my old avatar? the one with the cute baby monkey? I used to work in a research lab that that cute little monkey was born in. so bunny restraing aside, I'm not much of an animal rights activist. Of course, there are laws, and we follow those laws...but yah, I'm not so PETA.
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zamphir
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 3, Super-Genius)
posted Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 11:30 PM (#13760)
In Response to michele9993 (#13755):

So not only did I catch the wrong thing, I was fishing with the wrong bait.

Oh, the wrongitude of it all.
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Will_CBE
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Monday, February 09, 2004 - 03:12 PM (#13988)
In Response to zamphir (#12659):

That looks like the skull from Diesel Sweeties.

He bought one of Metal Steve's skull stickers.
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/stickers/ [dieselsweeties.com]
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Crusty
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 0, Stupid)
posted Monday, February 23, 2004 - 07:17 AM (#14257)
Oh the nimrodicity
dont mind me, just passing thro
as I cant start a thread because of that bullshit karma thang
fuck you very much and goodnight

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banzai
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 2, Funny)
posted Monday, February 23, 2004 - 08:01 AM (#14258)
In Response to Crusty (#14257):

*ahem* [grahamrobinson.com]
This link might help.
Oh yeah:
Fuckity fucking fuck-fuck.
Thank you, drive through.

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Evander
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 01, 2004 - 02:41 PM (#14464)
In Response to tor (#13749):

This entirely ignores the fact that people's minds can change.

I do not still believge all of the things I believed last year, heck, I don't believe all of the things I believed yesterday.
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Re: My killer robot will fuck your honor student (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Monday, March 01, 2004 - 06:49 PM (#14475)
In Response to Evander (#14464):

Which simply means that your post history isn't a snapshot of your mind today. It's a historical record.
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