Ok... I think I have been relatively patient up to this point. But where is Patent Pending? I think at this point we, the loyal Goats fans, might have to give up hope of Jon ever actually continuing this series. I realize he's trying to make money off of this site, which is an admirable capitalist mentality that I applaud (no, seriously, I do). Meanwhile, that activity that does not garner immediate income falls by the wayside.

Jon: All I ask is that you stop stringing us along. I, for one, will not stop my Premium membership if you tell us, honestly, that you cannot make time for Patent Pending. I will be disappointed, of course, but it will not be the end of the world. I've gotten through the withdrawal period. The shakes have stopped. I think I'm okay.