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Sporkle & Pirate Monkey Robot T-Shirt Pre-order

in Merchandise by jon

Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 07:28 AM

Sporkle and Pirate Monkey Robot t-shirts are now available for holiday pre-order. You can even save a few bucks by getting them together with a Litany of Beer t-shirt in one of our Discount Three Packs. We'll take pre-orders for a week or so to gauge demand and then have a whole mess of 'em printed up. These are probably the most ambitious designs we've done yet, and I'm pretty happy with the way they turned out. Hopefully you are as well.

Remember that Premium members get a discount on all of our Super-Advance t-shirts as well as other merchandise like our new casebound limited edition of Goats: Volumes I & II. We've got a lot planned for Preemies in the upcoming year, including a new Sunday Strips story arc called Worlds of Peril, which should begin within the next few days. And if you're interested in getting our Super-Premium End-of-Year package, you've only got 2 more days to do it before we stop accepting signups for 2003. So if you were thinking about signing up, now's a good time to do it.

Deathalicious
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Re: Sporkle & Pirate Monkey Robot T-Shirt Pre-orde (Score: 2, Informative)
posted Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 01:11 PM (#10409)
I'm still holding out for "Spickle", the tasty pickle-flavored soda with that delicious Kosher Dill taste, for discerning observant Jews.

Of course, put a nice OU [ou.org] symbol on the Sporkle t-shirt and I might change my mind.
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Re: Sporkle & Pirate Monkey Robot T-Shirt Pre-orde (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 01:55 PM (#10413)
In Response to Deathalicious (#10409):

Ahhh, go have a cheeseburger and quit your whining.
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Re: Sporkle & Pirate Monkey Robot T-Shirt Pre-orde (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 09:21 PM (#10442)
In Response to Deathalicious (#10409):

PORK SODA
by Primus

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was burgundy.
 
It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your butt every time you get off of it.
 
You never tell your family, you never tell your family because, you know, ol' Junior, he's got no brains, and what can you do? What can you do?
 
(And old Junior, you know, got a little crazy with that P.B.J. that one day...??)
 
Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You'll be feeling just fine
Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house
Swillin' down them Cans of swine
 
Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright!
Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you.
You had to have that two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that goddamn boat in it.
If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah)
 
I like Kansas wine...
 
Well, maybe it's something simpler, like your team lost or your girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don't know.
I mean.. (blah blah blah)

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I need not say any more.

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Re: Sporkle & Pirate Monkey Robot T-Shirt Pre-orde (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 09:44 PM (#10443)
In Response to cilp33 (#10442):

Primus sucks.
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Re: Sporkle & Pirate Monkey Robot T-Shirt Pre-orde (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, November 13, 2003 - 11:32 PM (#10445)
Are you going to have babydoll available in these designs?
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Re: Sporkle & Pirate Monkey Robot T-Shirt Pre-orde (Score: 2)
posted Friday, November 14, 2003 - 09:34 AM (#10450)
Oh, sweet Buddha! Christmas has come early [goats.com]!
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Re: Sporkle & Pirate Monkey Robot T-Shirt Pre-orde (Score: 2)
posted Friday, November 14, 2003 - 09:45 AM (#10451)
In Response to girlpirate (#10445):

We're offering the shirts in Youth Large; hopefully that should suffice for people who like smaller sizes. Complications too boring to go into here made it difficult to offer these particular shirts on babydolls.
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Re: Sporkle & Pirate Monkey Robot T-Shirt Pre-orde (Score: 2, Funny)
posted Friday, November 14, 2003 - 12:10 PM (#10458)
In Response to jon (#10451):

Forget babydolls.

My question:

Can we get these designs printed on babies?
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Re: Sporkle & Pirate Monkey Robot T-Shirt Pre-orde (Score: 1)
posted Friday, November 14, 2003 - 03:39 PM (#10476)
Pirate Monkey Robot?

That's it. I'm suing.

Or buying a dozen.

I can't decide.


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