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Litany of Beer, Yo

in Merchandise by jon

Tuesday, October 07, 2003 - 07:04 PM

Litany of Beer t-shirts and babydolls are now available for your purchasing enjoyment. This ain't your father's Litany, you dig? This updated and all shiny-new design posesses the power to make you buy it, thanks to Satan, who helped us out a bit on this project.

We're printing these within the next couple of weeks, so keep in mind that it'll be about 3-4 weeks before you get yer shirt. If all goes well, we'll also have them with us at the upcoming Las Vegas Comic-Con thing, where we'll be hanging with our funky fresh Dumbrella friends. We're hoping to put together another pub night for the con, so keep your eyes peeled for details, reader buddies.

For those of you who have been unable to get the size of Republicans for Voldemort shirt you wanted, have no fear -- we placed another order and they should be in stock in a couple of weeks. So go ahead and buy one in the size of your choice with the comforting knowledge that it will indeed be mailed to you within 3-4 weeks. Word.

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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 08, 2003 - 02:23 AM (#9448)
Must... buy... Tee...

Credit card... floating out of wallet... cannot control spending...

On a side note, Schwartzenegger has all but won the California election. Can't say I'm surprised.
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 08, 2003 - 08:43 AM (#9455)
In Response to Clan_Hanna (#9448):

I wonder if Jello Biafra is going to to take this opportunity to rerelease (probably redone as Hip-Hop) "Kalifornia Uber Alles".
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Wednesday, October 08, 2003 - 08:47 AM (#9456)
In Response to Clan_Hanna (#9448):

Congratulations on your thread hijacking. It only took one post!
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, October 08, 2003 - 09:51 AM (#9457)
In Response to jon (#9456):

Yeah. Well. I'm a sucker for that sort of thing.

And for the Litany of Beer.
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, October 08, 2003 - 03:18 PM (#9466)
In Response to jon (#9456):

I really wasn't trying to lead the thread a different direction. The post was meant to refer to the origin [goats.com] of the slogan, and the fact that Voldemort did not, in fact, win the write-in campaign.
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, October 08, 2003 - 04:06 PM (#9467)
In Response to Clan_Hanna (#9466):

cursed arnold, he needs a punch in the eye!

oh, and thank you jon for trying to lure me into even further debt, I appreciate it.
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, October 08, 2003 - 10:35 PM (#9473)
In Response to kornz (#9467):

Hey now, he doesn't invest bodybuilding money and become a millionaire in two years without some money-sense. Those business and economics degrees aren't just pieces of paper, either! ..oh, wait... yes they are.
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Curses (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 03:34 AM (#9477)
My wallet curses you, Rosenberg. You and your cool, cool t-shirts.

Cheers,
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kornz
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 05:27 PM (#9481)
In Response to themysticalone (#9473):

argh, don't even get me started on the stupidity of arnold, let alone the california electorate.
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 2, Compelling)
posted Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 10:26 PM (#9485)
In Response to kornz (#9481):

Didn't Jon ask us not to hijack his threads?
;-)
And on another note, I simply must have one of these tees, but I miss the incredible Phillip&Diablo Print that went with it...
I wonder if it might be possible to inquire as to the possibility of getting that as a print for behind my new bar I just finished installing...

One can only beg the dark overlord of chickens for momentary consideration... (sigh)
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 10:53 PM (#9486)
In Response to Magus (#9485):

I saw the news about the old one being discontinued and, knowing that the new versions don't include wall clocks, raced in and got one of them for any similar future home-bar ventures. it was very lucky I got warning to be honest.

I'm sure Jon would be willing to lease out the print for a while though.
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 1)
posted Friday, October 10, 2003 - 02:32 AM (#9492)
I followed the "Word" link, and now "word" doesn't look like a... word anymore. My head's spinning and my day has barely begun. Great.
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 1)
posted Friday, October 10, 2003 - 02:43 AM (#9493)
In Response to Magus (#9485):

Didn't Jon ask us not to hijack his threads?

which is why I said "don't get me started"
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, October 11, 2003 - 01:01 PM (#9523)
In Response to Clan_Hanna (#9466):

isn't the litany of beer derived from the series entitled "he who controls the spice / diablo live!"?? in other words i thought it was a Dune reference...
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, October 11, 2003 - 02:22 PM (#9526)
In Response to snipergirl (#9523):

it is a dune reference, hence the copying, wait, no, REFERENCING of the image from the posters.
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 2, Informative)
posted Monday, October 13, 2003 - 01:51 PM (#9562)
In Response to snipergirl (#9523):

No, it comes from Here [goats.com]

And yes, I believe it is a dune reference [scifi.com], as are many references such as the one of which you speak.
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 02:16 PM (#9579)
In Response to Grimicus (#9562):

since I don't know how to put imaages here I will show you a link to the image I was talking about (the one Jon aludes to with his)

Here [ambientmusicguide.com]


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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 02:21 PM (#9580)
In Response to kornz (#9579):

Only premium and super premium members can post images here.

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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 02:31 PM (#9584)
In Response to zamphir (#9580):

ok, well, that is the picture that jon used, as did toto, the band for their album cover
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 05:20 PM (#9589)
I am happy that I do not drink...if I did, i would be forced to buy this shirt.
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 05:54 PM (#9594)
In Response to DantePendragon (#9589):

Buy it anyway.

Give it to someone who does drink.

If you don't have any friends, give it to a homeless person.

Jon loves it when homeless people wear his clothes.


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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 3, Compelling)
posted Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 06:29 PM (#9595)
In Response to zamphir (#9594):

Ooo, this sounds like a story!

Please tell us, Uncle Zammy! Why does Jon love it when homeless people wear his clothes?
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Re: Litany of Beer, Yo (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 07:04 PM (#9596)
In Response to unFalln (#9595):

Why does Jon love it when homeless people wear his clothes?
Cause then Jon has an excuse for wandering around naked!
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