Despite Phillip's absence, the servers seemed to have miraculously rebooted of their own self-accord, which means that they have, after all this time, achieved sentience. Hurrah, Goats Server! We salute your achievement. Pub nights are on Thursdays.
Anyway, we're back, so go ahead and buy one of our new commemorative text t-shirts. They're commemorative because I said they are. The strip will return on Monday; unfortunately Maslow and his damned hierarchy got in the way of my nightly drawing session. Apologies to those of you who were inconvenienced during our unfortunate incident.