Little did I know how great his powers were, that he would take out power in the entire Northeastern U.S., just in order to make my life hell.
Power is now back, the site recovered with almost no intervention from me (and some help with pushing buttons from our now-tech-support-qualified catsitter), and I got to wear a "my universe is pain and emptiness" t-shirt throughout the Magic Kingdom.
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