Goats is thirteen years old today, Thursday, April 1 2010. No joke! Underneath all this orange and white, the site is slowly developing all sorts of secondary sex characteristics and beginning to make a series of hormonally-influenced mistakes that will haunt it for the rest of its life.
I'd prattle on about the significance of time passing or some bullcrap but I think my time is best spent crunching comics as fast as I can for you constant readers. I'm using this birthday to recommit myself to the site and make sure that I'm bringing you good folks something as frequently as I can (and hopefully with a better on-time record than I've managed the last couple of months).
Because you deserve it! Because you're awesome. Because you help me make this my job and I am incredibly thankful for it.
If you could, please direct your friends to the site today! Give them a little tour. Maybe buy them a book if you're feeling generous. I'd really love to get some fresh faces here at Goats, and your recommendation is the most effective way we can achieve that. Tell, like, three friends. 3! That's hardly more than two. You can do that. Send them a link to your favorite strip. Or just tweet the link and bug everyone you know in one fell swoop.
We've got, what, a little under 3 years left maybe? Assuming there are no unpredictable instabilities, of course. Let's make those 2.78 years count. Help me punch the universe in the face.