posted Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 02:52 PM (#6724)
Are there any corollaries to the Universal Uncle Principle?
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Ain't nobody here but us turkeys [youtube.com]
Ain't nobody here but us turkeys [youtube.com]
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Readers Ask Stuff Redux
in Premium by jon
Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 01:32 PM
It's been a while since we did our last edition of Readers Ask Stuff. There's been a lot going on in the strip, and we'd love to clarify anything you're not too sure about. So, if you would be so kind as to submit your questions below, we'll pick the six best ones for answerin' in July's Super-Size Sunday Strip. Keep 'em short and sweet. Everyone is welcome to submit, but only Preemies will get to see the results, so sign up today.
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 12:57 AM (#6739)
Can I make a guest appearance in the strip this year? I've been good.
-Chris "heck, I've been super" Combs
-Chris "heck, I've been super" Combs
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Support the Goat-American Anti-Defamation League.
Support the Goat-American Anti-Defamation League.
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 09:35 AM (#6743)
How did Space Mummy's "dolphin" scheme relate to his furious battles with Topato in Butter Dimension^3? Does he still have nefarious tricks up his.. wrapping.. space bandages.. whatever?
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-- SHE'S BLINKIN SNOWMEN! AHOOOOOGA
-- SHE'S BLINKIN SNOWMEN! AHOOOOOGA
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 10:16 AM (#6745)
Has Fish been asked to attend the world premiere of "Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde?"
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"Paleontology Class Winces Whenever Fundamentalist Kid Raises Hand." -- The Onion
"Paleontology Class Winces Whenever Fundamentalist Kid Raises Hand." -- The Onion
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 02:40 PM (#6753)
Has the overclocked lemon replaced the angry eggplant as the strip's vegetal whipping boy?
Why? Did the eggplant want too much to return to the strip, or something?
Samay Gheewala
Why? Did the eggplant want too much to return to the strip, or something?
Samay Gheewala
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 03:13 PM (#6757)
Whenever I fix my clothes-- re-sewing a split seam or whatever, I always end up taking in a little bit more fabric each time, 'cos it always frays at the edges. Which leads to the question... how many more decapitations does Diablo have in him, before his head is resting directly on his, er, shoulders?
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 03:38 PM (#6763)
Why do you call people 'book smart' when you really mean to call them 'book stupid'?
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A clever mix of 'deer' and 'boy' [continentalmills.com]
A clever mix of 'deer' and 'boy' [continentalmills.com]
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 05:28 PM (#6776)
Will the Goats "gang" ever meet Shazam Twix? Lori doesn't remenber the de-zombiefication with Mendel, nor could Jon find Mendel's "hand" in the DNA recall series but these two episodes have come awfully close to revealing Mendel which would help validate Twix.
Sorry it's so wordy. Feel free to edit if I get picked.
Sorry it's so wordy. Feel free to edit if I get picked.
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If I had any dignity that would be humiliating. - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
If I had any dignity that would be humiliating. - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 05:32 PM (#6778)
Came up with another one, sorry.
How's Jon & Megan's relationship going? Any wedding bells?
How's Jon & Megan's relationship going? Any wedding bells?
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If I had any dignity that would be humiliating. - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
If I had any dignity that would be humiliating. - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 07:11 PM (#6783)
posted Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 02:01 AM (#6793)
Why should all supermodels sleep with Bob [goats.com]?
What's the best way to roll a twelve-sided Hamster [goats.com]?
Which is your favorite Chick Tract [chick.com]?
Mine is "Doom Town [chick.com]", because it promises me so much happiness and fulfillment! Bwahahahahah!
What's the best way to roll a twelve-sided Hamster [goats.com]?
Which is your favorite Chick Tract [chick.com]?
Mine is "Doom Town [chick.com]", because it promises me so much happiness and fulfillment! Bwahahahahah!
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind!"
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind!"
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