Readers Ask Stuff Redux (59 comments)
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Readers Ask Stuff Redux

Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 01:32 PM

It's been a while since we did our last edition of Readers Ask Stuff. There's been a lot going on in the strip, and we'd love to clarify anything you're not too sure about. So, if you would be so kind as to submit your questions below, we'll pick the six best ones for answerin' in July's Super-Size Sunday Strip. Keep 'em short and sweet. Everyone is welcome to submit, but only Preemies will get to see the results, so sign up today.
zamphir
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 02:52 PM (#6724)
Are there any corollaries to the Universal Uncle Principle?
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2, Compelling)
posted Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 03:17 PM (#6725)
Will the red-hot sexual tension between Phillip and Jon ever be released?
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 04:14 PM (#6728)
Who would win in an all-out brawl between Sex Dwarf and Space Mummy?
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 0, Stupid)
posted Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 09:47 PM (#6732)
Can I have some ice cream?
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2, Intriguing)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 12:57 AM (#6739)
Can I make a guest appearance in the strip this year? I've been good.

-Chris "heck, I've been super" Combs
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 09:35 AM (#6743)
How did Space Mummy's "dolphin" scheme relate to his furious battles with Topato in Butter Dimension^3? Does he still have nefarious tricks up his.. wrapping.. space bandages.. whatever?
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 10:16 AM (#6745)
Has Fish been asked to attend the world premiere of "Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde?"
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 01:22 PM (#6749)
Okay, we've got pork... so where's the adultary?
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 02:40 PM (#6753)
Has the overclocked lemon replaced the angry eggplant as the strip's vegetal whipping boy?
Why? Did the eggplant want too much to return to the strip, or something?
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2, Funny)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 03:08 PM (#6755)
In Response to samayg (#6753):

Hrm... Sentient Lemon... Angry Eggplant... Evil Cheese...

...sounds like Jon's planning a cognizant-yet-zesty Eggplant Parmesan.
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 03:13 PM (#6757)
Whenever I fix my clothes-- re-sewing a split seam or whatever, I always end up taking in a little bit more fabric each time, 'cos it always frays at the edges. Which leads to the question... how many more decapitations does Diablo have in him, before his head is resting directly on his, er, shoulders?
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 03:28 PM (#6759)
In Response to Duff (#6749):

Patience, grasshopper.
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 03:38 PM (#6763)
Why do you call people 'book smart' when you really mean to call them 'book stupid'?
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2, Intriguing)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 04:29 PM (#6772)
Okay, here's my question:

Two shoes entered, which shoe left?
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Rich
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 05:28 PM (#6776)
Will the Goats "gang" ever meet Shazam Twix? Lori doesn't remenber the de-zombiefication with Mendel, nor could Jon find Mendel's "hand" in the DNA recall series but these two episodes have come awfully close to revealing Mendel which would help validate Twix.

Sorry it's so wordy. Feel free to edit if I get picked.

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Rich
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2, Clever)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 05:30 PM (#6777)
In Response to kurtm (#6772):

Two shoes entered, which shoe left?

Isn't the answer in the question?

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Rich
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 05:32 PM (#6778)
Came up with another one, sorry.
How's Jon & Megan's relationship going? Any wedding bells?

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kurtm
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 06:22 PM (#6781)
In Response to Rich (#6777):


Two shoes entered, which shoe left?

Isn't the answer in the question?


How about:

Two shoes arrived, which shoe departed?

I was trying to stay closer to the original wording... =)
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 07:11 PM (#6783)
In Response to kurtm (#6781):

Two shoes arrived, which shoe departed?

Obviously the one played by Mel Gibson, sheesh.
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 07:54 PM (#6784)
In Response to zamphir (#6783):

he was here in my office just a couple weeks ago...
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, June 25, 2003 - 09:39 PM (#6785)
In Response to Dynedain (#6784):

Mel? Or the shoe?
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 01:24 AM (#6790)
In Response to zamphir (#6785):

mel
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 01:45 AM (#6791)
In Response to unFalln (#6732):

Goes to show how stupid posts don't pay off I suppose.

Now I have to work my way back up from Wage Slave again, all because of one silly post.
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 01:50 AM (#6792)
In Response to zamphir (#6783):

Actually, if the other one was played by Russell Crowe, you'd have a fight on your hands.

Possibly even Liam Neeson, but... maybe not.
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Re: Readers Ask Stuff Redux (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 02:01 AM (#6793)
Why should all supermodels sleep with Bob [goats.com]?

What's the best way to roll a twelve-sided Hamster [goats.com]?

Which is your favorite Chick Tract [chick.com]?

Mine is "Doom Town [chick.com]", because it promises me so much happiness and fulfillment! Bwahahahahah!
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