Happy 6th Birthday, Goats

SIX YEARS!!!

I have only been doing this for like four years and I every day I continue is like some horrible, gigantic monster that beats me furiously with entrails.

But if we didn't, the monster would be beating us with a hammer or something more painful than entrails, I think. Entrails really don't hurt that bad, because they are pretty soft when you think about it.

Jon I hope I am half as good as you are in two years! I had a dream about you guys last night too.

In Response to wigu (#4900):

Ooo, having dreams about people...

Tell us about the dream. How did it make you feel? What are your wants and needs after having this dream? Take your time, no need to rush.

Erm, congrats.

May peanut M&Ms rain down on you from hundreds of pinyatas! May chickens and goats and beer and aliens continue to be lucrative for another six years. May your potted plants never die!

Congrats on the first 6! A well deserved longevity to accompany the horde of adoring fans. :)

Here's to many more than another 6....!

So, do you give Phillip the birthday spankings, or does Phillip give them to you?

(I could say more, but I still want to be the nice Garcia...)

Bappy Hirthday to you (hic)
Bappy Hirthday to you (hic)
Bappy Hirthday dear goatiessssssssssssss
Bappy Hirthday to you!

A drunken admirer

In Response to wigu (#4900):

Jeff, you're already twice as good as me. Everyone should read WiGU [wigu.com] at least thrice a day.

Congrats! May all your....things...be filled with much....stuff...and may your IPA and Heffeweizen never run dry.

Congrats on 6 years. Should we fear the dreaded seven year itch?

Six years already?! Inconceivable!

Thanks for many hours of laughs, cringes and the occasional snorting of milk through my nose (snorting out, not in).

Long may it continue...

Six Years!?

YOU BASTARD WHORE-MONGERING SHITKICKER! CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!

*saskia and her multiple personalities sing happy birthday to you. In four part harmony.*

In Response to saskia (#4957):

saskia and her multiple personalities sing happy birthday to you. In four part harmony.
That's a good trick, considering there are actually only three of you.

You must be part Tuuvan.

In Response to zamphir (#4960):

well, singing in harmony with yourself isn't that much harder than, say, circular breathing, which i believe is necessay for playing didjeridoo's (pardon my spelling).

In Response to saskia (#4963):

And I imagine that that kind of throat control must be good for a party trick or two.

In Response to zamphir (#4968):

you have NO idea. ;P

and it even involves beer bottles, too...

In Response to saskia (#4970):

I always found opening beer bottles that way to be a little hard on the teeth. Particularly when there was a handy window ledge available.

Or did you mean something else?

Wow - six years already? It seems like only 20...

Congrats! We're all so proud of you (Jon) and you too (Phillip). I'm wondering if the best way to get yourself a wife is to draw an online comic and mention her, changing her name of course, and talk about how great she is in bed...

hmmm....

And, for the record, I still like the idea of ask the veggies even if Cheese isn't "really" a veggie - cheese is good on veggies...

Welcome back Fish

Peace
J

In Response to zamphir (#4971):

yeah, teeth have *no* place in *my* party tricks. *evil chuckle*

In Response to saskia (#4979):

I don't know what you mean.

Could you be more specific?

Six years of crack....
Ah...
May the addiction continue!
Kudos, Jon, Phillip, Amy/Megan and Lauren!

In Response to zamphir (#4984):

I'm sorry, for that kind of viewing pleasure, I require proof that you are over 18 and $19.95 a month...

In Response to saskia (#5029):

drat [goats.com]

Happy birthday, Mr. President.