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Suck Autobot Fist, Saddam! (3 comments)
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Suck Autobot Fist, Saddam!

in Politics by Colin

Monday, March 24, 2003 - 02:00 PM

Saddam, it's time to stick a fork up your Republican Guard's ass, 'cause they're done!

It appears that coliation forces, currently hurtling towards Bagdad, will shortly be joined by everybody's favorite robot in disguise, the Commander of the Autobots, the one, the only, Optimus Prime

No, I'm serious. Check it out.

In a related story, Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong Ill are currently in a proverbial cold war over who has rights to the name "Megatron." Jong Ill clearly defined his postion in a recent press statment, saying directly to Mr. Hussein, "I knew Megatron and let me tell you something, Saddam. You are no Megatron. Starscream, sure, maybe even Galvatron, but Megatron? Nope, not going to happen."

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Re: Suck Autobot Fist, Saddam! (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 12:37 PM (#4688)
Wahahaha...I knew we had unstoppable force on our side. I just didn't realize it would be so lopsided against the Iraqis.
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samayg
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Re: Suck Autobot Fist, Saddam! (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 04:03 PM (#4866)
If he's a firefighter, shouldn't his name be Inferno? The one that changed into a fire truck?
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Lonely Goatherd
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Kim Jong II Unfolds Into Giant Robot (Score: 0)
posted Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 06:55 AM (#5267)
Unfortunately it's not online anymore, but the January issue of the Onion (39/02) addressed just this issue.

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA
Responding to mounting pressure and increasingly confrontational rhetoric from
the outside world, North Korean president Kim Jong Il unfolded into a 70-foot-
tall, 62-ton giant robot Monday.

'If we add Kim Jong Il's transformation into a giant robot to his already defiant isolationist stance and his country's known nuclear capability, the diplomatic terrain definitely becomes more rocky,' U.S. envoy James Kelly said. 'Kim has made it clear that, if sufficiently threatened, he will not hesitate to use nuclear weapons or his arm-mounted HyperBazooka.'

'We are also forced to consider the possibility that Kim may attempt to robo-meld with other members of the Axis of Evil, forming a MegaMecha-Optima-Robosoldier. Kim would make a powerful right arm -- or even a torso -- for such a mechanism.'
--onion.com
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