posted Wednesday, January 28, 2009 - 01:39 AM (#46697)
I bought four t-shirts at full price. Can you wait until I have a job to discontinue the pint glasses?
THING 1: Say Hello To Your Mothra For Me came to me in a dream. I dreamed of a new, leaner, sleeker Goats store with fewer evergreen designs and more one-time designs on offer. There was also a unicorn with a speech impediment selling Grit door-to-door. Mothra will be available until January 31st.
THING 2: We're hoping to reduce the number of designs we carry in preparation for the new recession-proof store. Help us obliterate our inventory and pay down a hallucination-inducing credit card balance by participating in our annual Eight Dollar Enigma sale.
You know the drill: You pick the size, we pick the designs. $8 per shirt, limit five shirts. Shipping is full price on the first shirt, but seriously discounted for additional items.
If there's one specific shirt you definitely do not want, let us know in the comments field when you checkout. We can't guarantee anything other than getting your size right, but we will do our best.
