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Panties of Potency Particularly Pleasant Purchase (4 comments)
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Panties of Potency Particularly Pleasant Purchase

in Merchandise by jon

Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 02:15 PM

Just in time for Valentine's Day, we're happy to offer you Toothgnip's Panties of Potency in our Goats Merchandise Warehouse. If your loved one doesn't groove on panties, you can also pick up the Nightshirt of Naughtiness, Boxers of Bodaciousness, Camisole of Concupiscence, or the Teddy Bear of Tumescence.
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Re: Panties of Potency Particularly Pleasant Purch (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 02:36 PM (#3634)
Screw loved ones! If they work as advertised in the comic, I want them for myself! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Note the clever joke in the screwing of the loved ones. Yes. Very clever. Are you not amused?)
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coolhand
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Re: Panties of Potency Particularly Pleasant Purch (Score: 2, Intriguing)
posted Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 04:27 PM (#3642)
Is this going to be a limited time offer? While I wouldn't mind the entire set, money shortage and a pregnant wife would cause me to have to wait until summer to purchase to get any real enjoyment out of them.
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Re: Panties of Potency Particularly Pleasant Purch (Score: 2, Clever)
posted Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 01:15 PM (#3673)
In Response to coolhand (#3642):

Do they come with a potency garuntee or possibly a certificate of authenticity from Thor?

I mean, I want to make sure that I'll be shagging chicks left and right when i get them.
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Re: Panties of Potency Particularly Pleasant Purch (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, January 25, 2003 - 11:29 PM (#3770)
woo hoo! i am so cool. [goats.com]
smooch to you all.
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