Ask and ye shall receive: Litany of Beer Pint Glasses are now available for pre-order in the store. The full text of the Litany is right there on your glass should inebriation make it difficult to remember. Talk aout convenient!
We should be getting the first batch of these in stock in about three weeks, so reserve yours today. Please keep in mind that it may take four or five weeks to get your pint glasses.
As always, these silkscreened pints are made from high-quality dishwasher-safe glass and hold 16oz of the liquid of your choosing.
| 25% (290) | Is The Mindkiller | |
| 23% (266) | Is Proof That God Loves Us | |
| 27% (310) | Please | |
| 14% (162) | Beer Beer | |
| 9% (110) | Nuts |
Brilliant! I think the last bit of goats merchandise I bought was the litany of beer t-shirt, and I'm definitely getting these glasses. Dune references always give me warm fuzzy feelings about my childhood spent reading science fiction. Now that I spend my adulthood drinking beer, it's like the litany of beer completes some great circle of life.
Oh no! I swear, I'll buy both pint glasses if they're still available when I get paid for the first time in 7 months (two more weeks). Even if there's no mix-and-match two glass set! Just don't discontinue them yet. Please please please please?
There's no reason for me to be worried you'll discontinue them, but that's how much I want them.
